one small step for twist but one huge step for... twist...

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Sounds about right

May 16, 18 · +1 · Like · Report

No plot twist? Sorry, it was too tempting. Congrats though! What did you have in the salad?

May 15, 18 · +4 · Like · Report

I’m used to the puns at this point

And ya know, lettuce, cucumbers, peppers, cheese, tomatoes, pickles... the usual (besides the pickles ofc)

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good job

May 15, 18 · +2 · Like · Report

i am the type of person to heat a pizza and burn down the house

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Relatable

May 16, 18 · +1 · Like · Report

the absolute best acheivement

May 15, 18 · +2 · Like · Report

Woah.

May 15, 18 · +2 · Like · Report

Dang, lucky! I tried pouring a glass of water and my house simultaneously exploded into flames.

May 16, 18 · +2 · Like · Report

That's very coincidental

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That sounds like something you’d do

May 16, 18 · +1 · Like · Report

It’s one small step for man

May 16, 18 · +3 · Like · Report

lies

May 16, 18 · +2 · Like · Report

no u

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