Apple_Dan
She wouldn't have told you she broke up if she wasn't already fishing in your direction. You got caught. Try this for what happened.

Hot chick: *I wonder how easily I can land this one*
I broke up with my boyfriend.

The Mark: Haha! You wanna go out?

Hot Chick: *Like fish in a barrel* *give him line to run with*
No, fuck you.

The Mark: You would want to.

Hot Chick: *feisty one here* *now for a quick jerk to set the hook*
Actually I would ;)

The Mark: *well that escalated quickly o,o*
Hot chick: *Well that was textbook easy*

Jun 11, 13 · +5 · Like · Report

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