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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RUZlfHKTEsk
(What the actual fuck did you make that all yourself)
(What the actual fuck did you make that all yourself)
I sexually identify as a tic-tac. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being packed in a box providing 1cm3 worth of sugar and calories to little kids who don't know anything about keeping healthy. People say to me that being a tic-tac is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a surgeon install sugar, calories and orange flavouring onto my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Tic-Tac Lord" and respect my right to give sugar and calories to men and women. If you can't accept me you're a tictacphobe and need to check your sugar privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
(i didn't make it, it's from the copypasta subreddit.)
(i didn't make it, it's from the copypasta subreddit.)
Aug 30, 16 · +0 · Like · Report