How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
WAA TAAH
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water?..Try spelling Evian backwards.
K this one's a bit terrible.
What do you call a Jewish woman's waterbed?
The Dead Sea!
How do you drown a Hipster?
In the mainstream.
What does Coo do when his boat springs a leak?
Drills a hole in the other end to let the water out.
RIP boiled water. You will be mist.
An ice cube says to a bottle of water:
I was water before it was cool.
Whale, whale, whale, what have we got here? Some fantastic puns!
What do you call a tooth suspended in water? A molar solution.
Consuming a whole bucket of water could make one turn pail.
Mineplex... fix your freaking anti-cheat system to where players with super duper poor internet can FREAKING GET ON THEIR MPS WITHOUT GETTING KICKED.
Here's a pun! *when your name was Ascensionist* you're so fat, u have a BACKPACK
Hey Coop
WATER you doing AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYOURFATAHAHAHAHAHAHANDUGLYHAHAHA
