Twist

Shared publicly - Aug 9, 17

Twist: The type of person who could burn down the house making a salad.
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Turtle, the type of person who could burn down the house while breathing.

Yes, I'm a dragon, not a turtle.
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December 2017
Apple

Shared publicly - Dec 1, 17

Happy birthday
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Buttt my birthday was months ago
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No it is today
Deletedxyz

Shared publicly - Dec 1, 17

Happy birthday twist!
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November 2017
Twist

Shared publicly - Nov 30, 17

So I was talking to my mom last night, and she told me that I could have friends over on Saturday night. I excitedly asked how many people I could have over, and she said that she didn't care how many. I have a lot of friends that she doesn't really know since I haven't had friends over in almost a year (we moved twice this year), so my first reaction in my head was "ha, you're gonna regret this," then a few seconds later she said "by the way, you're in charge of cooking breakfast," so I think I had some instant karma that I'm now gonna regret, haha. I'm pretty excited though... I have a family party tomorrow night, then I'm having friends sleeping over on Saturday night. I haven't had people over at my mom's new house yet, so it's gonna be pretty cool showing them the new place.
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The plot did not steer off of its original course this time
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I'm glad 😑
Happy BDay!
Twist we gotta play sg soon
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We really should
Play with me instead
Not until you stop making puns 😉
Wait u posted this just now wana play rn
I need sleep soon, smh
TurtleJosh52

Shared publicly - Nov 27, 17

You've got my ratings in a twist/10
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Twist

Shared publicly - Nov 27, 17

I honestly don't think today could be any worse. Despite how utterly terrible today has been, I'm laughing about it at the same time because everything that could go wrong has gone wrong. I'll probably make a post about it later, since the irl friends I've told this to have found it hilarious.
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No post :c
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I actually typed most of it up about an hour ago haha
Twist

Shared publicly - Nov 27, 17

I honestly regret the past 24 hours with a passion. I should have finished my school project yesterday morning, so I wouldn't have to work on it last minute. I fell asleep working on it last night, and I woke up at about 11:30PM with it still not done. I stayed up working on it until around 1:30AM. Now, here I am at 4AM on a Monday morning, with an hour and a half of sleep so far tonight. I have to be up at around 6-6:30, so that's a max of 4 hours of sleep if I fall asleep right now. I'm oddly excited for this week -- probably because it's finals week -- but I'm gonna be exhausted today. I'm also starving and I reeeeaaallllllyyyy want to eat some of the cake from last night, but I know that the second I cut a piece my mom will wake up and catch me, haha. Again, another example of my amazing intelligence :thumb:
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life in a nutshell
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Same tbh
Then there's me sleeping until 5 pm because I'm on holidays and I have no homework.
Go eat that cake smh.
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Wow, I'm somewhat jealous :c
And ngl, I totally ate some.
nsjπ

Shared publicly - Nov 25, 17

poke
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Airolt

Shared publicly - Nov 24, 17 - edited

Whaaaaat you're still a mod?

Represent our batch, make me proud. You don't settle for anything less than owner, okay? :)

bye now
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I was actually just wondering where you've been earlier, haha. That timing was great.
And yep, gotta keep the batch alive... I'll do my best 😉
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EwMikey

Shared publicly - Nov 23, 17 - edited

Just as bad as always. ;) :^)
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I know you're just as bad. You should really work on that.
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o u c h
lelwhy

Shared publicly - Nov 22, 17

are you orange yet? oh ur still green 59 :o
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Yeppp, I've been 59 for so long now :c
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

U
xannderr ⋆

Shared publicly - Nov 20, 17

Ew.
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You've gotta stop looking in the mirror.
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NocTyrtl

Shared publicly - Nov 19, 17

Boo.
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😮 Woah, it's a wild NocTyrtl
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Deletedxyz

Shared publicly - Nov 16, 17

This wall is mine because I say so
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I don't approve of this
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Too bad
Wow
Twist

Shared publicly - Nov 14, 17

Today has been quite the day...
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