Date: 4/20/16
Last year my neighbors actually celebrated and smoked, drunk, etc for the entire night.
We called the police on them so they would shut up

Band performance in two days
OUR TRUMPETS REALLY SUCK AND THEY HAVE TOO MANY SOLOS IN ONE SONG HELP

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY LUCK IS IN CLASH ROYALE
I'VE GOTTEN LIKE 10 MAGICAL CHESTS, 3 GIANT CHESTS, AND 1 SUPER MAGICAL CHEST
I'M NOT EVEN IN ARENA 6 YET

I'm destroying a guy in anything goes right now
He still has 24 teams for me to rek

ARE YOU PROUD!?!

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-361112271

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-361114345

Full BL/BL2 team!
IWONTMISS (Scolipede) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Speed Boost
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Poison Jab
- Swords Dance
- Protect
- Megahorn

TinyDevil (Victini) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Victory Star
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Fire Blast
- Thunderbolt
- Shadow Ball
- Psychic

Kirito (Gallade-Mega) (M) @ Galladite
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Close Combat
- Knock Off
- Psycho Cut
- Shadow Sneak

Happy (Togekiss) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Ancient Power
- Air Slash
- Tri Attack
- Psychic

Jaws (Sharpedo) @ Life Orb
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Crunch
- Waterfall
- Protect
- Ice Fang

Dragonfly (Yanmega) @ Life Orb
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Bug Buzz
- Air Slash
- Giga Drain
- Protect

UU
DJ PANDA (Pangoro) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Drain Punch
- Knock Off
- Rock Slide
- Iron Head

Red Fang (Gyarados) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Waterfall
- Earthquake
- Ice Fang

BAN (Infernape) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Close Combat
- Fake Out
- Flare Blitz
- Mach Punch

Jafar (Alakazam) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Dazzling Gleam
- Psyshock
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Shadow Ball

ItsyBitsySpider (Galvantula) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Compound Eyes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Sticky Web
- Thunder
- Bug Buzz
- Energy Ball

Lucas (Lucario) @ Leftovers
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Vacuum Wave
- Substitute
- Nasty Plot
- Flash Cannon

Playing random battle on showdown. My opponent has Mega Diancie, Roserade, Volcaion, Yveltal, Ferrothorn, and a Pidgeot.
I have a Simisage, Azelf, Articuno, Lando-T, regular Kangaskhan, and a Masquerain...

GlitchyPanda and Turtie are doing a giveaway of 5 alts on GlitchyPanda's wall!

Deleted User is hosting a minecraft gift code giveaway!! kek

Megamons!
TRAITOR (Heracross-Mega) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Skill Link
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Bullet Seed
- Rock Blast
- Pin Missile
- Knock Off

SPOONS (Alakazam-Mega) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Trace
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Dazzling Gleam
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Psychic
- Shadow Ball

SAVAGE (Pinsir-Mega) @ Choice Band
Ability: Aerilate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Quick Attack
- Close Combat
- X-Scissor
- Knock Off

M. NIGHT (Absol-Mega) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Knock Off
- Play Rough
- Shadow Claw
- Stone Edge

PALM TREE (Venusaur-Mega) @ Leftovers
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
- Giga Drain
- Sludge Bomb
- Sleep Powder
- Hidden Power [Ice]

LAVA (Heatran) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Earth Power
- Flamethrower
- Flash Cannon
- Stealth Rock

I was watching anime and then I watched it in English dub and I realized it just ruined everything. It goes from:
"You're pretty gullible!"
To:
"THAT'S THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOKS AND YOU FELL FOR IT B****!"
like wtf that's kinda stupid

i havent played showdown in a very long time but wanna OU?

RU
Night (Absol) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Super Luck
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Knock Off
- Play Rough
- Stone Edge
- Shadow Claw

Sparky (Jolteon) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Volt Absorb
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Shadow Ball
- Volt Switch
- Thunderbolt

Zipper (Banette-Mega) @ Banettite
Ability: Cursed Body
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Destiny Bond
- Sucker Punch
- Shadow Sneak
- Will-O-Wisp

USA (Clawitzer) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Mega Launcher
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Water Pulse
- Aura Sphere
- Ice Beam
- Dragon Pulse

Handz (Ambipom) @ Life Orb
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Knock Off
- Power-Up Punch
- U-turn

Witch (Delphox)
Ability: Magician
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Flamethrower
- Dazzling Gleam
- Psyshock
- Shadow Ball

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