I especially like the Christmas tree with bayonet taped to the anti-tank gun, clown in Union army uniform, "Samurai" with sniper scope taped to his katana, and "Not N*zis" flag.

Time to cut down some unruly peasants.

Drowned in a Barrel of Wine

According to the legend, in 1478 George Duke of Clarence was drowned in a butt of Malmsey wine for plotting treason against his brother, Yorkist King Edward IV.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Plantagenet,_1st_Duke_of_Clarence

While originally considered a joke, since George was a heavy drinker, the story is now considered most likely true.

George's skeleton shows no trauma and he wasn't beheaded as was customary for nobles of the period.

Butt of wine would be 120-ish gallons or about 450 liters, more than enough to drown a grown man, plus fumes alone from freshly opened barrel would be enough to knock out an adult.

https://windsbird.com/2013/07/24/george-duke-of-clarence-drowned-in-malmsey-wine-fact-and-fiction/

I think I just found a perfect way of dispatching Jeane-Claude Juncker, although knowing him he'd jump into the open barrel of alcohol on his own accord.

For American friends, Jean-Claude Juncker was "elected" as a president of EU Commission as the only candidate. He also happens to be a rodent-faced alcoholic gnome, former PM of microscopic state of Luxembourg, swindler and embezzler and generally a loyal lackey of Angela Merkel.

The latest of Juncker's escapades below.

I presume that politically correct term for a mummy is "bandaged life impaired dry skin sufferer"?

All things considered I never thought that I would like this game. I'm not a fan of Asian MMOs, I don't like Anime and I'm not Hentai fan. Not to mention that FFXIV world is set in an original (and rather whimsical) combination of Steampunk and Renaissance. I think I'll stick with it for awhile.

Beats The Last Jedi any day of the week.

How most of Eastern Europe sees Angela Merkel, courtesy of Slovenian comedian Klement Slakonja.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klemen_Slakonja

Ever nation has a national animal, for example bald eagle for US, peregrine falcon for Hungary, kangaroo for Australia, lion for Ethiopia etc.

Now get ready for the national animal of Croatia!

THE SHEER POWER!

THE BRUTALITY!

THE VICIOUSNESS!!!

I PRESENT TO YOU

THE EUROPEAN PINE MARTEN!!!!!

Try not to get too intimidated.

"Egad sir, it would be a privilege to be targeted by such a weapon. Here, shoot my footman." - YT user "Sean Coyne".