Shared publicly - Apr 23, 17 - edited

I'm about to join http://rpnations.enjin.com/forum but am currently still in the process of selecting a nation. Except for the USA guys, can the rest of y'all tell me something about your home country?

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craftking178

Israel- we are, obviously, in Israel. We have few allies, and we are small, but we can defend ourselves, and we are great guerrilla fighters

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Don't craft will cringe you by trying to speak in hebrew-Yiddish

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Jorimd

lul a nation on that forum is called the Republic of Negro's

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1488

Shared publicly - Apr 23, 17

Join the Russian Empire. We got free Soviet memez.

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Vladimir pudding
Putin potatoes

Apr 23, 17 · +1 · Like · Report

In America you watch TV
In Soviet Russia TV watch you.

In America you listen to radio
In Soviet Russia radio listen to you

In America you babysitting a baby
In Soviet Russia baby sitting you

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Drevin99

In America the government taxes you.
In Soviet Russia, the government still taxes you!

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Shared publicly - Apr 23, 17

The guy knows the name Magikkarp so Im considering changing my name to some other variation of karp. Should I do it?

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Ish

Trumpkarp

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Drevin99

- ZionKarp
-JudenKarp
-Sophia'sKarp
-KarpFillet
-DeepFriedKarp
-LongJohnShiny's
-FishLips
-KarpOuttaWater
-OneKarpToRuleThemAll
-ZubatOfTheSea
-DerpFacedFish
-TheHashSlingingSplasher
-IRektAnExtortionist
-StalkedByARuskie
-CannotIntoEvolution
-TheSharpKarp
-LegendaryKarp
-Don'tDissTheBrow
-LifelessFish
-GiftOfTheMagikarp
-TheKarpIsALie
-KAAAAAAAAARP!
-PossibleWeebFish
-Number1Karp
-CameToMakeASplash
-TheySeeMeSplashing

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Shared publicly - Apr 22, 17

Now that my name is basically clear hopefully I plan on compiling a police report since I screenshotted all of his attempts to slander my name with false imagery and extort me. Problem is I don't know who to contact since the perpetrator is in Morocco

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Drevin99

Huh. Never thought that the Moors had begun to dabble in internet-scams.

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1488

Ask Trump for a MOAB.

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Shared publicly - Apr 22, 17

Good news my dudes. I found all the shit he posted, reported him, and got him banned from every possible facet of social media. Blocked him on every app I have as well. Dude didn't get a cent out of me and all of the fake images he tried to submit are erased. Unfortunately I deleted my Facebook and Instagram in the process but that's a small price to pay.

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Icylucario

Wow, so he helped you?
He got you to delete your Instagram and facebook!

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Drevin99

The chances of the fish acquiring a life are now slightly higher, yes.

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Max_Fighter

Good job, hope you aren't bothered by any more idjots

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Shared publicly - Apr 22, 17 - edited

Fucking hell. I was chatrouletting with someone and he screenshot my face and now has a lot of my account information on Instagram, Facebook etc and threatened to send forged sexual images of me to everyone I know. Help. The worst part is that they're all faked images.

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CraftReaper5

Step 1: Call the police and talk to them about what to do.
Step 2: Do not give lowlife fucks on the Internet your money.
Step 3: If all else fails, just message everyone you know and say that someone is threatening fake images before he does it. Jokes on him.

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CraftReaper5

Also change all of your logins ASAP if not already done

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CraftReaper5

Make posts on your social medias saying he's threatening to post stuff and if it happens its all fake bc not as embarrassing if it does happen.

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Drevin99

I'm not sure if it would be wrong to "like" this. ._.

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Shared publicly - Apr 22, 17

In my humble opinion "Issues" by Julia Michaels is the worst song I have ever suffered through

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Kye

It has major issues.

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Shared publicly - Apr 21, 17

Well Im back in New York finally and in a new apartment. Hopefully everything will be nice and peaceful over here.

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Mythical_Zerker

Wish you the best of luck!

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Morthix200

Hope so

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Shared publicly - Apr 20, 17

Tfw you just wanted to pay off money loans for a basilica and then some dude destroys the stability of every European monarchy through hate filled pamphlets

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Drevin99

Tfw you just want to praise the Lord and some overhyped priest is "selling salvation/forgiveness" (the indulgences).

DID THE POPE NOT READ ABOUT JESUS AND THOSE MERCHANTS IN THE TEMPLE!?!?

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Grimmjow

Agreed. I, am actually christian, but good God, indulgences are stupid. You can't BUY your way to the kingdom damnit!

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1488

You talking about Marx? CAUSE I FUCKING HEARD THAT.

Apr 20, 17 · +2 · Like · Report

Marty

No he isnt, 2history4u

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1488

Shared publicly - Apr 19, 17

Fuck me babushka.

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Magikkarp

ew no

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Drevin99

PERVERT ALERT!

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Shared publicly - Apr 18, 17

Is it just me or are undisciplined misbehaving bratty children that revel in the frustration of their elders the most aggravating people on this Earth.

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Grimmjow

They aren't people. They aren't even creatures. They are what you call the embodiment of aggravation.

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Six Weeks

that's why I'm looking forward to parties at the rich snooty house

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Shared publicly - Apr 18, 17

adamrob2002 's video "Shalom" is very offensive. Our holy day is Saturday not Sunday smh

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Shame

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adamrob2002

Gas?

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Search for suspect in Facebook homicide video widens to several states

Kye

Shared publicly - Apr 17, 17

Watch out for this guy.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/17/us/cleveland-facebook-homicide-v...

Steve Stephens, 37, is suspected of killing 74-year-old Robert Godwin on Sunday in a residential area east of Cleveland, police said. An aggravated murder warrant has been issued for Stephens. Police said Sunday night that Stephens "may be out of state at

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