Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 11, 17

AP EURO exam tomorrow. Let the cramming begin
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Yea, math here
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I love how everyone has exams and you just sit there, enjoying a Nice cup of tea and thinking About how you made the exams without learning a thing years ago.
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Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 11, 17

Would any of you be interested if I did YT videos of me ranting and sharing my opinions on polarizing topics of your choosing?
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That you'd do better than me, for sure.
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What makes you say that?
I'm somewhat lacking in the social skills. I'd probably induce more rage than awe.
I used to have that issue until I forcibly inserted myself unsocial situations to improve my communication skills.
Yes, but this is not mere anti-socialness we are talking about here. This is ADVANCED anti-socialness!
Our Slavic brethren beating people senseless in Chechnya. A disgrace. So yes.
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Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 11, 17

Are your parents happily together?
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like deez nutz
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My parents are together. It might not be the ideal perfect relationship... they're both hotheads, after all. :p
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Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 10, 17

Created a fake tinder crusader profile under the name Maximillian. Will keep you all updated on how things go.
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My name is Max
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Aye
The crusades predate the name Maximilian
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I know. I just really like the name maximillian
Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 10, 17

The topic of divorce is never an enjoyable one to engage in discussion about. However reading so many articles about how couples are terminating their unions over their significant other's opinion on trump sends me into a seething fury.
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I know a country feller who fell in love with a city girl, and they had a little girl. The girl loved her daddy and the farm, and he loved the girl. Then, his wife went psychotic and divorced him and took the kid (she barely even liked the girl)
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Too bad that fury can't make your attacks any more powerful.
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keatonjuneau

Shared publicly - May 10, 17

fishy.
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He returns
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He left?
maybe I did.
Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 8, 17 - edited

Deus fucking Vault
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Oh, I have come up with a new name! MAGIKRUSADER!
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I have seen worse photoshops 😂
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1488

Shared publicly - May 7, 17

"He shot Bigfoot?! DAMN COLD ASS HONKY!"
Someone Shot Bigfoot?!
Watch Mountain Monsters, Saturdays at 10/9c on Destination America.
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Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 7, 17

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and it destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because enjin gave me cancer anyway.
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YOU'RE 28?!
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But honestly, touching story.
Did you read the last couple sentences? Or is this sarcasm?
This is so fucking old and not entertaining anymore. Bad Bad Bad. Shame.
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Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 7, 17

Because we don't have access to or buildings laundry yet, it falls on me to wash the clothing. I've become the man of the house. Repairing technology, assembling furniture, fixing things, all of those responsibilities rest with me. Seems I have a knack for all of it.
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Magikkarp learned responsibility!
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Ikea
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Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 6, 17 - edited

Never forget ladies and gentlemen that Tim and I once did the deed, although he doesn't want to admit it
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UNGODLY HOMOSEX DETECTED. PREPARE TO RECIEVE CHRIST, MOTHERSPLASHER!
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Homosexual people could very well be offended by this, considering that you mean it.
It was actually meant in less of a serious, more joking manner. My apologies if I offended anybody...although somebody is probably offended by breathing in this day and age. >.>
"Team men"
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At least it's not team good
Grimmjow

Shared publicly - May 6, 17

What nation are you in? And if not, you should join riddermark.
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He should have his own nation
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Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 5, 17

Describe your ideal boy/girlfriend and or marriage partner
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CraftReaper5
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Those abs really turn me on.
oh baeeee
Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 5, 17

If circumstances allow I'll hopefully be performing an ancient kabalistic song in Hebrew for Mineplex karaoke tomorrow.
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if circumcisions alow
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tfw jewish. Do people get bothered or have a preference about that sort of thing
would you cut off part of a girls vagina
Of course not. I only support circumcision because my surgeon stepfather does. I trust his medical opinion. Theres no purpose for female genital mutilation short of religious extremism.
y would you cut off part of the dick though. is there any benefit other than cosmetic? iirc the foreskin also eliminates some chance for certain problems but snip snip and it gone
I was told by my stepfather and father that it made people less susceptible to certain diseases and are in fact cleaner than uncut members because it doesn't produce any smegma.
This shit is healthy as fck.
Msg me if this shit would happened
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Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 4, 17

Today I met someone that had rainbow hair, hated trump, and en verbatim he announced a multiple personality disorder that "no one believed in"

Holy shit they're real
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Least they hate trump.
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Begone Liberal scum! Go back to protesting over some idiotic "offense"!
-Apparently not liking trump instantly makes someone a liberal.
Drevin I thought that you learned this a bit ago. Not liking Trump =/= Liberal.
Fair enough... but if they reach homicidal levels of hatred, then it is time for some disappearances...
Fr_
I am actually kind of neutral on the subject of homosexuality. I'm neither for nor against it. I never understand why it's a discussion in the first place.
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Coz Christians have something against gays
Catholics*
You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
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