Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 17, 17

Someone tell me what it's like to be n a relationship with someone'm. I'm not complaining I'm just curious about it. How does one behave like a proper boy/girlfriend
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Idk, ask CraftReaper5
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Idk, ask Pheeshi
Just pay them. Easy.
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Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 16, 17

I've officially gone full normie. An old friend of mine bought me a light up fidget spinner
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You are one of them now. :/
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Why... Just.... Why?
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Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 16, 17

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Glorious hammer and sickle.
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oxygen doesn't cost money
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Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 15, 17

Ever have that one day where you can't hold a conversation and can't not be awkward towards everyone. Jesus fucking fuck. I'd send me to go back in time and slap myself but it'd be a never ending chain.
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Kye
Just be yourself, try to enjoy yourself and live your life, and if no one wants to talk to you that long or find you weird, that's their problem
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All day every day, man
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Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 15, 17

Lowkey want to restart my soundcloud career but without any edgy or cringy rap.
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You'd have to kill everyone who remembers your rapping days
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Starting with you it seem
roast me.
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THE MAN ASKED FOR IT KARP
Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 14, 17 - edited

Celebrate your mother lads and lasses. Her deeds cannot be understated
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I feel horrible about that.
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Why is that?
Hmm, things aren't very sturdy right now.
The one that's narrowly beat me with a brick? Cool.
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1488

Shared publicly - May 14, 17

Christians think you are a demon.
Pokemon are EVIL
When I was 9 years old, I threw out all of my pokemon cards because I heard a sermon like this...
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keatonjuneau

Shared publicly - May 13, 17

We want a fishy vlog!
Start liking this Post!
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Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 13, 17

In my old yeshiva it was not supported to study the sacred texts other faiths on the basis of idolatry and heresy. Instead we were told to denigrate the religions of others for being untrue. In secret I studied other religious texts and now wish to gain a comprehensive knowledge in the New Testament. Where should I begin.
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I'd say wait until college, where you can take far more objective classes about other religions. (btw wow u r such a heretic mate)

P.S. If you plan on reading the Bhagavad Gita... it repeats 4evr
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The Gospel of John, which was written and intended for unbelievers, Acts, which was written by Luke as a sequel to his Gospel, and Romans, which has a lot of basic doctrine.
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1488

Shared publicly - May 13, 17

If Jesus loves everyone, does that mean he's bisexual? But the Bible says Gays are evil in the eyes of "God", but the Bible says to love everyone.
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Gays are not evil.
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*When you don't realize it's a joke*
Don't seek for logic in their book, its full with nonsense
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Sir, kindly remove yourself before I start another crusade.
Shit won't work this time (coz the sjw)
You have been marked down for burning at the stake.
Go ahead u burger chewer, gun lover, Trump voter Communist hatter tea destroyer, black hater murican
Grimmjow

Shared publicly - May 13, 17

When I was younger, a kid described pokemon like this. xD "See, pokemon is about a kid who cuts up little animals and stuffs them into balls, then uses them to cut up more little animals, and stuff THEM into balls." (What I wanted to know is how the cut up animals fight. xD) Amazing representation.... right...
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Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 13, 17

Pokemon has finally given me a song
The Magikarp Song
An ode to one of the greatest (and weakest ) Pokémon of all: Magikarp! Celebrate the beloved Pokémon and sing along to the Magikarp Song! Official site: http://www.pokemon.com Shop: http://www.pokemoncenter.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Pokemon Tw
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Ish
All heil Magikarp
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I can't stop watching it haha
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Piggyfacepork

Shared publicly - May 12, 17

I love the new profile picture XD
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1488

Shared publicly - May 12, 17

Dem Christians tryin' so hard to get new recruits. ;)
Rappin' for Jesus
I helped my pastor make this music video when I was in high school. Thought you guys might get a kick out of it! May the Lord bless and keep you. : ) EDIT: Hi guys! Boy the response to this video has been overwhelming!
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*fourth-dimensional cringe*
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I have seen this, I laughed but now I wish I could unsee it
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Magikkarp

Shared publicly - May 12, 17

The wild Tim in his natural habitat (too good not to post)
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P.s. Don't hate me for this, Tim :c
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me tbh
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