Was going to apply on friday but forgot to then found out about ish's skywars tourney and realized I never picked a teammate for this one. Are there still spots open?
this is a story dedicated to Eurodance/Bagel
Honestly I hope you are taking a lovely walk outside into a garden when a giant bear comes out of no where and rko's you like never before. I hope you wake up 9 months later from a coma in a hospital only to find out that secretly you were on mars. All of a sudden a chicken nugget monster bashes through the windows of the hospital and obliterate in a chickenly fashion, every single human being in there except you. You then proceed to run and trip over a couch (lily what a savage) and go into another coma from head trauma to wake up 12 years later in the middle of africa. You then gain a strain of the ebola virus and suffer consequences and mad sickness with no hope of treatment only to have a llama eat your belly button! Out of no where here comes giant bear again ready to rko you only to have john cena come and rko the bear while the bear rkos you. You then have a seizure and wake up on a glacier in the middle of the arctic ocean. You slowly start freezing to death only to have a giant whale come out of no where and rko you once more until you realize that all your bones have been broken and half of your body parts have been disemboweled. You somehow manage to survive that only to be picked up in a PurpleGreenSnapperDoodleButterscotchRed colored taxi and hit a road bump only to go flying out the windshield into a bus driven by the bear that rko'ed you which got picked up by john cena who then got squashed by the giant whale which all got eaten by a doggo.
do you want to fall down a flight of stairs and crash into a window, fly out the window only to land on top of a green taxi and miraculously survive that only to bear rear ended by another taxi but instead in this case this taxi was purple and get picked up by a wambulance only to realize it was a van that carries chicken nuggets to mcdonalds then get eaten by a pack of dinosaurs?
I got a better idea.
How about you sneeze and fall out of your chair, hitting your head on a skateboard which knocks your table, making a flower pot fall on your head. You are knocked out by the force of the flower pot. You wake up in the hospital where you make a full recovery, however when you leave, you trip over your shoestrings, falling, hitting your head again, going back into the hospital, where you make a full recovery, but on your way out of the hospital, you realize you forgot your hat, so you go back in and trip and hit your head on a table. Due to all this head trauma, you now have amnesia, where you believe that you are a bat. No one in your local area knows how to treat you, so you are sent to Alaska, but there are no commercial flights, so you have to take a cargo plane, and on the way, you try to hang from the roof of the plane because you think you're a bat, but upon doing so, a you flap your arms and break your wrist on a box. You arrive in Alaska only to the shock of everyone, who discovers your broken arm. Due to the cold conditions, it has to be amputated. You arrive at the person who is supposed to help your amnesia, but he gets hungry and goes to hunt for food. While he's away, you decide to try to hang from the ceiling of the cabin, but in doing so you accidentally knock down a wall, tumbling the whole cabin down. A bear hears all of this, and picks you up out of the rubble. It then raises you as it's own and no human knows where you are. You sneezed and are now a three-limbed bat-bear, living somewhere in the depths of Alaska.
