Welcome to the only wall where saying "Karma is a bitch" will get you smacks! <3
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
It was a normal sunny night. Benfelz was on his computer, typing away. He was typing about how smart he was and how much he got grounded. Scream felt heart skip a beat when she saw her brother, benfelz, in so much pain and agony. How unfair and terrible. His life was just awful. Scream couldn't take this anymore. She slowly walked over to benfelz. As he turned around, scream grabbed him by his shoulders and pulled him into a deep, long kiss. Heart pounding, benfelz's eyelashes slowly fluttered open. "scream, wha-" scream cut him off with another kiss and pushed him down onto the bed. "Rape" whispered scream and then she corrupted his innocent virgin mind all night
One week later, benfelx seemed to be displaying the signs of pregnancy. They went to the doctors and took a test. "Bwnfelz it would appear that you are pregnant with screams child." said the dosctor. Benfelz looked at scream with tears in his eyes. "Scream i am going to be a mother." scream was not ready to be a parent however. she took a knife and stabbed the baby out of benfelz and ate it. "now i wont have to share you with anyone benfelz" smiled scream and they made out
the next day scream woke up and she was dead. benfelz sobbed over her body and then blamed mineplex
Benfelz was furious. His sister and lover, screeamatme, was dead.
his was all Chiss's fault. How dare he take scream away from him. Benfelz decided to go on a questo to get revenge. He journeyed for countless days through harsh weather to get to mineplex. But one day he decided to stop at a village to restore his supplies. While he was trying to FIX MINEPLEX, AGAIN, a beautiful woman caught his eye. Could it be... that girl from his school that he liked and made a wall post about once? He ran after her, but it was too late. She was gone. How could he let this chance slip by? He tied a noose around his neck and was just about to hang himself when he saw all of the mineplex admins drinking together in a bar. He slaughtered them all and combined all of their skin and hair to make a giant
fursuit. then he found the girl he made a wall post on and made babies
Benfelz was finally content with his life. He had 12 beautiful babies and an amazing life. He only craved his sisters flesh a few times and he was easily able to get past those yearnings for her soft, porcelain skin. His new wife was good enough. "She was good enough she was good enough he was fine it was all fine everything is okay everything will be okay i'm okay im okay stop p
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