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Shared publicly - Jul 10, 17

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..what is he wearing tho
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Idk
Looks like some cargo pants and suspenders....
And no shirt. So what's a stripper doing questioning grandma...
TBH idk
Tbh I don't know why you needed to say tbh
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Shared publicly - Jul 9, 17

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Shared publicly - Jul 7, 17

And that's why we need to nuke Japan again
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I think miho has got dem ready bois. Time to see some fiiirrree. But wait i want ma sushi raw not burnt D:
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Did you go back to the deep niv? Seems you brought something of that cuality to us :/
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sadly its not in the deep part of YT
wut
wait i got something from a weird part of it idk if i went deep enough.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0AOGeqOnFY
OH WOW. I KNOW MOST OF THAT SONG BY HEART. There were these retards putting it on during lessons in my school. (BTW not deep enough)
this is the real song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xifp_jFEBeY
YOU, on the other hand, DID go too deep :p
Once again, not really.
Me and my friend did " who got the stupidest video" contact.
(No nudes)
He offered this while I offered this:
https://youtu.be/8TqWC2fbG5I
3:50 is the good part
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Shared publicly - Jul 4, 17

Happy "we left the britsh empire coz we have guns and felt like it" day america
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so true! :d
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Oh, you mean the "We left the British Empire, almost lost but thanks god the Frenchs had our back and made all the work, and today we mock them rather than thank 'em" ?
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ya i hesitated which of the jokes to use.
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Shared publicly - Jul 4, 17 - edited

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I mean...
1 and 5 is true
I mean if they're a bad person then 7 is true too.
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6 they say you are not a real man
4 no need likes people who talk too much and women likes to hear themselves speaking, a thing that can't happened if the man is talking too much
2 "babe do I look fat?"
3 "babe do I look fat?"
True I'm speaking for myself there not everyone
U r a special snowflake now aren't ya?
(Always wanted to say that)
Yes I am certainly special
I'm not tryinna be a sjw, ik it's a joke but still. That list applies to unreasonable people of both genders. Kind women don't usually mind 2, 4, 6 and 7, and indifferent women don't care about 1, 3, and 5.
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Let me point it out like this.
"Honey am I fat?"
Man: yes you are
*She slaps him and won't talk to him*

"Honey am I fat?"
Man: no honey
*She starts to cry*
Man: what happened
Why you are always lying to me?!
*Walk away crying*
Ik women who wouldn't care if I called them fat, and ik women who would be satisfied if I said they aren't. You generalize too much xd
Too much.....
You said you know 1 women.
If it was too much you would say you only knows 1 women who cares about it.
I never said I knew one woman xD
I mean perhaps the women in my life are far more reasonable than average ones, but I'd like to think that I have a big enough sample to be able to draw some conclusions. (Woman is 1, women is more than one, if you didn't know or forgot.)
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Shared publicly - Jul 3, 17

so ya...........
hello from the dark side of the internet
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This feels ilegal for some reason xD
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I've seen worse.
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Shared publicly - Jul 1, 17

Wrote 1400 story for the whitelist application of blackflames.....
I was already whitelisted
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Wut xd
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Why would you do that for just a whitelist application...
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Coz I have free time
I also have free time, but I still wouldnt waste it on that...
you play warframe
That's not a waste
June 2017
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Shared publicly - Jun 30, 17

"Furthermore, I'll lock this thread to make sure it doesn't escalate into a flamewar"- Gelek Me: wtf am I supposed to do with all the popcorn now?
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xD i was preparing to fight D:
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lock and load
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Shared publicly - Jun 30, 17

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Shared publicly - Jun 29, 17 - edited

that's me
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Shared publicly - Jun 29, 17

good that Hillary is not president
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Yeah, so glad they elected this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCnKtzQpCSs
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at least he did not adopted an alian
I think you missed that this was supposed to be a joke
No shit it was a joke...
you mean trump or my post?
your post...
(you should have said both)
That baby isn't an alien, just a normal East Arkansas Inbred
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XD
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Shared publicly - Jun 28, 17

well just bought my first steam game in a long time: AOE3
time to git gud
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Kye
AoE3 is amazing
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AoE 2 is amazing.
The black sheep of the franchise.
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Seems like you don't like it
Meh, It´s a good game, but i think it´s the worst in the franchise.
Never played the rest of the games but I did play age of mythology
Great game.
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Shared publicly - Jun 27, 17

gj Sweden
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It was classified as a mental illness in the US too. They had to change it because people's "feelings were hurt" we have proof it is an illness, but no proof it is genetic
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Does it mean that, if I stay near a homosexual, I might become homosexual?
Depends how he touches you xd
Meh, whatever. It's not like were looking for a treatment.
the muslims got a treatment, it called death
(no they do throw gay ppl of the roof of the highest building and if they survive they throw rocks on them)
It's a mental illness. You don't contract schizophrenia from standing near a schizophrenic.
no, you throw him from a roof
Welcome to Sweden assasin, we don´t have a throwing-homosexuals-off-roofs problem
I like that solution.
"Welcome to Sweden assasin, we don´t have a throwing-homosexuals-off-roofs problem" wtf is wrong with you?
"Not throwing gays from roofs" is it because you are all gays and live on a giant penis?
(It's all a joke, exept the giant penis part)
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Shared publicly - Jun 23, 17 - edited

Bad news guys.....
Im not dead, just stuck without wifi so stop the party.
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There was a party?
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Yes.
There was rum!
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Shared publicly - Jun 19, 17

Shmeckles
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