DJ Lee the Wolfman

Shared publicly - Sep 20, 17 - edited

So my friend Jake... he was at a party Saturday night, and found his girlfriend having sex with another guy. Jake has had a history of depression and such. He was abused when he was little. So, he got in his car, drunk, and on the way home decided to drive over the side of the bridge. They didn't find his wrecked car until this morning, when they found it on the river bank. You know, life fucking sucks. It does. And few people can understand that better than me. You know what my grandpa always told me? Life is hell, and when your in the going through its deepest depths, you just have to keep on going.
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Kye
Full name?
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I would rather not say, for privacy reasons, but I'll tell you Jake is short for Jacob
Grab life by the testicles and castrate the bitch.
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DJ Lee the Wolfman

Shared publicly - Sep 19, 17

Friend of mine just died in a car wreck
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Prayer is the best for that.
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DJ Lee the Wolfman

Shared publicly - Sep 15, 17

Here it is. I've decided to carry it like my great grandfather and my grandfather did. I think it's a Remington Model 1853, but I'm not certain. Any gun experts know for sure?
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No matter what it is, aren't revolvers so... so badass looking...
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Usually yes
Actually, I don't think that's a Remington. Looking at Colt weapon designs used in the civil war they had longer barrels, and similar grips/handles/ whatever it's called. And that Remington started production in, despite the misleading name, 1862. So it was at least late to the war.
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I'm pretty sure it's a Remington
DJ Lee the Wolfman

Shared publicly - Sep 15, 17

My great-great-grandfather was a civil war soldier, fighting for the cowardly Union. See that pistol?
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DJ Lee the Wolfman

Shared publicly - Sep 14, 17

I forgot Star Fox 64 has so many different paths. I just became a lot more interested in this game.
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DJ Lee the Wolfman

Shared publicly - Sep 12, 17

Location 223: Dhaka
Location 224: confidential
Location 225: East Gobi Desert, Mongolia
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DJ Lee the Wolfman

Shared publicly - Sep 12, 17

Oh what the heck. Borrowed my sisters 3DS, and now I'm playing Star Fox 64 again
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DJ Lee the Wolfman

Shared publicly - Sep 11, 17

If the Star Fox series were to create a new game, ((a good one)), I might just decide to play video games again
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star fox was great, still have the DS game
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I asexually identify as Falco Lombardi.... or Leon from Star Wolf
Hell yeah
Dude I wanna go play it now lol
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DJ Lee the Wolfman

Shared publicly - Sep 11, 17

-Uncle Jonathan-
March 8, 1977 - September 11, 2001
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DJ Lee the Wolfman

Shared publicly - Sep 11, 17

So this is why I give myself stitches instead of going to the hospital. My father was a medic in the US army, and taught me everything he knew. So I can tie tourniquets, bandage wounds, administer Morphine, and give stitches. Easy, walk in the park. Why would I make a super expensive trip in an ambulance to a hospital to pay an expert a lot of money to do what I already can do myself?
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Oh ya, you guys don't have that shit for free
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Yeah we aren't socialist scum. I can also learn to give myself stitches properly. Can you learn that in your country?
Yup, we get lessons for free coz free education
Free education comes at a price, and its obvious what it is in your situation
DJ Lee the Wolfman

Shared publicly - Sep 11, 17

Location 139: Yellowknife, Canada
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DJ Lee the Wolfman

Shared publicly - Sep 10, 17

Last night, I asked a drunk man to leave the bar, because he was being rowdy. He pulls a kitchen knife on me, and tried to stab me. I blocked with my hands, and took two stabs in the palm, before someone else rushed to my aid. Had to get some stitches
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real hero
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Not really, it's my job to get the drunk guys out. The other guys at work call me "cutting board" because I have to deal with so many knife attacks
Not sure if you can buy this things in the usa but in Israel our engineers that serve at army own special gloves with metal parts so they won't cut their fingers while setting up wire that is so sharp you loose fingers if you are doing it without the gloves.
I'm sure they will help you
Yeah, most cuts don't go directly to the fingers, so maybe not. I'd invest in a taser gun first
Or an actual ghn
I bet he voted for hillary
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He probably is still pissed she didn't win he is sitting at the bar all day
Not in Oklahoma. Most drunks here are Indian men, not sad liberals
That meaning he probably doesn't vote at all
DJ Lee the Wolfman

Shared publicly - Sep 10, 17

Here's an idea, don't get drunks with knives mad.
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DJ Lee the Wolfman

Shared publicly - Sep 10, 17

Bloody hell.
Anyone got an Israeli bandage?
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I do, why tho?
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Hmm I dunno maybe I just cut my hand open. You don't know what an Israeli bandage is, do you?
the why tho refers to the israely
Israeli soldiers invented them. It's a bandage that cute blood flow to a really bad wound, like a severed artery
ya, but normal bandage will do fine
Probably not with two cuts, each a half inch deep. That's stitches
Bloody hell get to a hospital u asshole
No need in this situation, I can handle it easy. Once I got stabbed in the stomach with a gutting knife. THAT, my friend, is a hospital trip
Do you at least got health insurance?
If I pay for it, yeah, if not I get the horrid "Obama Care" which is really bad for everyone else. I don't, but I work so my mom and siblings can
DJ Lee the Wolfman

Shared publicly - Sep 9, 17

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