Rules of a Southern Gentleman #24
1. Learn to eat food you don't like.
2. Learn to respect everyone
3. Learn to learn things without instructions
Rules of a Southern Gentleman #23
1. Don't skip through songs after listening to the first 30 seconds. At least not with people.
2. Don't trash another persons car, truck, house, or anything.
3. Don't be a piece of trash yourself
Don't steal. I went with some friends a few years ago after school. I didn't know where they were going, just that they had invited me.
We went to Sonic, and one friend named Jared got out. He pulled out a knife and walked to a car parked down the row, and demanded all the money the driver had.
I was only watching.
About this time, the waitress came out (funny thing, but it was my current girlfriends older sister)
She took her food tray, skated over to him, and smacked him over the head with it. She chased him out of the parking lot with a food tray.
Brown Bird was a good band.
"Fingers to the Bone" and "Bilgewater" may be their best songs, but they are almost all good.
You have one hell of a life, senor.
Two years ago my girlfriend (now ex) and I had sex while drunk. She got pregnant, but it was a miscarriage.
She later broke up with me because I started doing drugs.
Now, she's with a guy, is pregnant, and is doing drugs. I am now with a good woman, drug clean, and not having sex.
The other day, she came up to me crying, scared her father would kick her out because she was pregnant again. He didn't, but I still comforted her.
Never reject someone because of how bad they are or what they've done to you in the past.
Rules of a Southern Gentleman #22
1. Drive the speed limit, always use your blinker, and never drive slow in the passing lane.
2. Bring your own phone charger and ear buddies. Nobody wants to share with you.
3. Don't sneak into the movie theater. It isn't cool and I will drag you out of their if I have to.
Rules of a Southern Gentleman #21
1. Fight for what is right. Never choose what is wrong because it is easier.
2. A simple kind of life never does a man wrong.
3. Know the difference between joy and happiness.
Rules of a Southern Gentleman #20
1. Every persons argument has a story behind it.
2. Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades. Oh no.
3. Don't masquerade with the guy in shades. Oh no.
Rules of a Southern Gentleman #19
1. Always turn safety on when you are not shooting a gun.
2. Never mess with the cub. The momma bear is always watching.
3. Silent is a wise man.
Rules of a Southern Gentleman #18
(Late)
1. Know the difference between friends and thieves. They often are confused.
2. Eat thine vegetables.
3. Talk half as much and listen twice as much.
Rules of Southern Gentleman #17 (late)
1. Be strong enough to cry.
2. Enjoy the sunrise and sunset, and take time to truly see how Creation expresses itself around you.
3. Always stay humble.
Rules of a Southern Gentleman #16
1. Don't watch porn. Don't do it.
2. Leave your guns at home, Bill, don't take your guns to town. (If you carry a gun, you don't carry a gun. If that makes sense)
3. Take a punch with some dignity
Total deaths of US soldiers since revolutionary war-
1,449,071. This number is roughly the same on Wikipedia, Military Factory, and a few other sources
Total 'medical' abortions of US children since 1973-
60,147,911. This comes from the website 'US abortion
clock.org'
The supposedly overly biased ultra conservative website actually marks this lower to 57 million.
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