Okay, someone wanted to know what Grawg did on my night of really bad luck.

Grawg is a level three oath of devotion Paladin. He had just been ambushed by two Goblins and there was a Bard watching from the cover of trees.

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Grawg: Swings sword and misses.
Goblin 1: Attacks with club but blocked by Grawg's AC.
Goblin 2: Attacks and gets a hit, wounding Grawg.
Grawg: Misses again.
Goblin 1: Attacks with club but is thwarted again by Grawg's AC.
Goblin 2: Attacks Grawg and gets a critical hit.
Bard: Incapacitates Goblin 2 with Tasha's hideous laughter.
Grawg: Charges forward and shield bashes Goblin 1.
Goblin 1: Fails dex save and falls to the ground. Falls on some sharp rocks.
Bard: Attacks Goblin 2, knocking them unconscious.
Grawg: Moves forward to attack but trips over his own feet, falling on top of Goblin 1.
Goblin 1: Claws Grawg in the face, thankfully hits his helmet visor.
Grawg: Stands back up and tries to kick Goblin 1, critical fail. Misses and Charlie Brown style falls on his backside.
Goblin 2: Succeeds on a constitution save and wakes up. Lands a surprise attack on Bard with club.
Bard: Critical success on intimidation. Goblin 2 runs away and in his panic fails to see the ditch in front of him. Falls in.
Grawg: Runs after Goblin 2 and also fails to see ditch. Lands on top of Goblin 2, killing him.
Grawg: Tries to climb out. Critical fail. Falls ten feet back down as part of the ditch falls on his head.
Grawg: Succeeds on Strength save, heals self a little bit.
Bard: Watching from above slow clapping.
Grawg: Fails twice more on trying to climb out.
Bard: Still slow clapping. She'd be eating popcorn if she had any.
Grawg: Gets out.
Grawg: Realizes his gold pouch was in the ditch.
Grawg: Fails to climb back down safely, hitting head on rock.
Grawg: Picks up gold pouch and fails to locate 5gp that had fallen out when he fell repeatedly.

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WHY WORLD.
I re-rolled Grawg, my lawful good Half-Orc paladin.
Little bit stressed out rn because I got ABSOLUTE GOD STATS
Literally I have three sixteens, one fifteen, one thirteen, and one twelve.
He's SUPPOSED to be unintelligent but I can't ACTUALLY DO THAT very well if the lowest modifier I can give his intellect is +1.

On the bright side the next DM I decide is being an absolute jerk is going to paaay. No kitty you are a nice DM and you could never cause the wrath of Grawg to be unleashed.

Solwind: I have a bad habit of making things my business.

We can beat this. ZERO WORD POST

Dis is gonna take a sec to do. Elite hacka skilz 4tw!
unlimitedxcel

Since ruralair is not good at words today, somebody else's words:

"The strongest steel is forged by the fires of hell. It is pounded and struck repeatedly before it’s plunged back into the molten fire. The fire gives it power and flexibility, and the blows give it strength." -Sherrilyn Kenyon

am bad at word today. Recently finish long complicate computer program. Try for edit rp reply.

UPDATE: has edit rp reply.

This is legit my favorite yter. Language warning but he's just so funny.

You know your headphones are good when your mom asks you to put in headphones so the entire house doesn't have to listen but you're already wearing them.

Imagine if enjin notified you every time somebody liked the same post as you.
Now multiply that pain by the amount you'd get if you had a microwave for a router.
Now you have some idea of what it is like to clean a room that your brothers are actively pillow fighting in.

Little brother having a loud meltdown in background, other little brother humming annoying songs really loudly. Who gives a fart?

The joys of loud headphones.

"What are the coordinates of the point on the line 5x - 9y = 42 such that the x and y coordinates are the additive inverses of each other? Express your answer as an ordered pair."
Heck with slowly working out equations.
(3, -3)

Just a warning, nerf and I are up to some unnecessarily complicated redstone-tnt stuffs. Apologies in advance if Oceana crashes.

Tutor: "Now we will be learning to graph lines. You may not use any outside resources to do this. It's not right to use somebody else's work and pass it off as your own."
Me: "Fine."