Crazypig is closed. This makes me very sad.
It would seem they were unable to handle the power of our lord and savior cobblestone block. Their loss.
Took a while, but I replaced my missing gear. It really helps to keep an emergency fund for market purposes.
I can replace my equipment, but not my sanity. BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY COBBLESTONE BLOCK!
Dude, listen to me. Stop wetting yourself. Seriously, stop freaking out, this is fine. Okay, good. Look the scary man with the chainsaw in the eyes. Got that? Okay, now keep staring at him menacingly while you pull your mini Glock out of your wasteland WHADAYAMEAN YOU DON'T HAVE ONE THIS ENTIRE STINKIN FILM IS SET IN TEXAS YOU ABSOLUTE MORON okay fine just jump out the window you can break your fall with a roll STOP LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER JUST JUMP ALREADY HE CAN'T VERY WELL FOLLOW YOU OUT A SECOND STORY WINDOW WITH A CHAINSAW HOW MANY BRAINCELLS DID YOU HAVE BEFORE YOU DONATED ALL OF THEM TO SCIENCE HUH? Okay fine, do it the wimpy way. Look, he's doing that cliché thing where it won't start and he keeps pulling the ripcord just punch his ugly face before he realizes where the choke is WHY ARE YOU STILL SITTING THERE BY THE OPEN WINDOW TIME'S RUNNING OUT COME ON HURRY UP AND PUNCH HIM GOSH DANGIT YOU HAD A FULL TWENTY SECONDS TO DO LITERALLY ANYTHING AND YOU SPENT IT DIALING 911 HOW ARE THEY GONNA GET HERE IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO MURDER YOUR SORRY BUTT WITH A CHAINSAW HUH?
This is why I'm not allowed to watch horror movies.
#2 rule of minecraft
The odds of you losing all your precious items at any given time are directly proportional to how valuable said precious items are.
(pray for my sanity, fourth set of netherite in three days)
I really love the new gameplay mechanic in Novalia that randomly chooses some of your items and permanently deletes them when you die.
Lost 3/4 of my enchanted netherite armor, nothing else. Time to make a third set in two days...
I want to see an anime completely based around the fact that anime fights make no sense. It might just be that I'm cursed with a weeb friend and a moderate background in martial arts, but here are my two cents on what a satire anime fight scene should look like:
Some throwaway character who has to inevitably lose the fight for plot reasons goes into a dramatic monologue about how he has to win for the things he believes in. Main character uses this two minute cutscene to slowly walk up and kick him in the balls. Come to think of it, you could do a pretty decent impact frame of that kick making contact.
Or have some sword wielding nimrod verse anyone with a gun and some training. Gun guy starts shooting, everything goes slow-motion as sword guy smirks, begins to glow with supernatural power, raises his sword to deflect the bullets, then falls dead to the ground with several extra holes in his head.
The more I think about this the more I need it. Am I the only one? Anyone?
Several people have asked me why I main captain falcon in ultimate. I always get one of two arguments:
"Falcon punch is impossible to land, I'm skilled enough to punish it."
That's like saying you can beat a toddler in a fistfight. It's a meme move, of course it's impractical. Use it well, or not at all.
Or:
"He's not a high-tier. Bla bla bla tier list bla bla neutral gameplay bla bla DLC bla bla pikachu bla.game and watch."
You take this game too seriously. It's all for the memes my friend, all for the memes.
Here's a meme montage of FatalityFalcon ending people's careers. I sound like a fanboy because I am; this man never ceases to amaze.
(video language warning)
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Not sure why this was in my recommended nearly a month after its premier but hey, can't pass up a metal stickfight. This is everything combat gods wishes it was.
Red vs Black 2021 (by Micromist)
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Well today's session went well...
Sometimes you don't need to throw challenges at your players. They often do a pretty good job of making their lives hard on their own.
Barbarian: *Buys 20 flasks of highly flammable oil because they cheap and party was hunting some fire-vulnerable enemies. Proceeds to stuff them all into his backpack that he wears everywhere.*
--Two days later--
Hag: *Goes invisible inside her closed in cottage.*
Pyromaniac cleric: *Casts burning hands to blanket AOE said cottage interior.*
Rest of party: *Reluctantly take friendly fire damage.*
Barbarian: *Fails dex save.*
"The flames wash over the interior of the cottage, singing all of you, but something on Syllin's back is rapidly increasing in temperature..."
I'm debating with a keyboard warrior over whether or not Kirby would beat Sephiroth. Little help, aiv? I think the point of Kirby being the only one of the two to actually destroy matter seals the match, but this guy is too blind to understand the immortal deity that is Kirby.
No one:
My D&D group: "So the dragon is three times our recommended difficulty level? Hmm okay." *huddled whispers* "We send the barbarian into the cave to do an interpretive dance."
