Shared publicly - Jan 25, 20

When I tell people I know in person that I'm obese, they're always surprised. My BMI is 33, and the threshold for obesity is 30 and above. But when they look at me they just think "oh, he's pudgy", I guess, not realizing that obesity has a lower bar than people are used to thinking. I'm Seth Rogan fat, I guess. Which makes me sexy. Well, the fact that I'm awesome makes me sexy, at least. I'm way more awesome than Seth Rogan. But of course I could lose weight and make my doctors happier. And my heart and pancreas, I guess.

You can get a whale's pancreas!

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Well, do what you can to lose what you can. Trust me, it gets much harder as you get older.

Jan 25, 20 · +2 · Like · Report

Ik , I quit carbs yesterday. Last time I did that I lost 15% of my body weight. I expect to lose about 40 pounds in the next couple months.

Jan 26, 20 · +3 · Like · Report

I'd quit carbs if my finances could handle the hit...
*Is sad...*

Jan 26, 20 · +2 · Like · Report

Upd8:
I'm no longer obese. 29 now

May 20, 20 · +1 · Like · Report

Shared publicly - Jan 21, 20

BAD DESIGN FOR A SURVEY.

did they not realize that by misaligning the columns relative to each other, people would be putting their answers one number off a lot of the time?

seriously... idiots

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speaking of stupid designs one of my classes uses this as a class logo thing

i cant tell whether it was intentional or not but id say its really unprofessional for a 300lvl science class

Jan 28, 20 · +1 · Like · Report

Holy shittt

Jan 29, 20 · +1 · Like · Report

Shared publicly - Jan 10, 20

when ur coworker sends u a file in the wrong format

YA FUCKIN IDIOT, YA FUCKIN MORON

AM I SUPPOSED TO SUCK IT OUTTA MY ASS?

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Shared publicly - Jan 2, 20

How are u still in existence

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Why go?

Jan 3, 20 · +2 · Like · Report

Why pay more?

Jan 12, 20 · +1 · Like · Report

Shared publicly - Jan 1, 20

Whoever decided the first year should be 1 CE and not 0 CE, fuck you

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That date should be 10,001 HE... Maybe this will be the decade we move to a more scientific calendar that recognizes the massive impact humans have had on Earth-chan? It'd be nice...

Jan 1, 20 · +2 · Like · Report

Shared publicly - Jan 1, 20

My advice for chicks on bumble or tinder is

Don't make your first picture one where there's multiple people, or where you're wearing sunglasses. I don't want it to be unclear what you look like.
Don't make all your fucking pictures filtered bullshit. Again, I wanna know what you look like.
And do not put up a picture of you with a man or some shit. I don't wanna see it.

If any of these happen I will swipe left.

But maybe my advice doesn't matter because women don't find me attractive. Redpilled. Lmao!

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Eh, you're not the only one. Of course, I don't bother with those sites, as it's WAAAY too easy to get legally screwed over by a nasty partner those days.

Jan 1, 20 · +2 · Like · Report

So you've given up on having a pardner?

Jan 1, 20 · +2 · Like · Report

Yeah, I've basically given up on having a partner aside from my hands, my tits, and my ladybits.
...
Oh, and a picture on a screen. Kinda helpful, sometimes.

Jan 2, 20 · +2 · Like · Report

Bi, thought I was talking to a girl for actually 3 days, then they sent me another picture that didnt have heavy snapchat filters and a weird angle and I realized they were a guy

Jan 2, 20 · +2 · Like · Report

Shared publicly - Jan 1, 20

I feel ill
Had too much vodkafuck New year's
But happy new Queer anyway

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December 2019

Shared publicly - Dec 26, 19

I'm traveling rn
If any of my friends on here still live in Massachusetts/New England or in the DC area, hit me up, maybe we can hang . I'll be in both those places during the next week

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Shared publicly - Dec 26, 19

When a musician makes a shite album, what do their friends and family say? "Oh, it's really good, Jeff"? Or would they have the balls to be frank?

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Cuenta eliminada

Ok boomer

Dec 26, 19 · +1 · Like · Report

LOL

Dec 28, 19 · +0 · Like · Report

I'm going to go with the former option, given how much BAD "music" is out there those days. Whatever happened to a good orchestral arrangement?!

Dec 27, 19 · +1 · Like · Report

Shared publicly - Dec 23, 19

Conjunctivitis, swollen tongue, soft palate and pharynx, a cold, and cat allergies all at once. What could go wrong?

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Hey, it can always be worse, you know!

Dec 24, 19 · +1 · Like · Report

You're a joy

Jan 2, 20 · +1 · Like · Report

Look, I've been feeling just a bit off for MONTHS now. Which reminds me, I STILL have to get an appointment set up for my throat to be checked.

Jan 2, 20 · +1 · Like · Report

Shared publicly - Dec 20, 19

reminder:

Idiot Drinks 1/3 Cup Safflower Oil

For Enjin. I'm fuckin stupid as shit.

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...Ewwwwww. Don't do that, M'kay?

Dec 24, 19 · +1 · Like · Report

Shared publicly - Dec 19, 19

Donald Trump was just impeached. Congratulations , useless Democrats, you have just jerked yourself off and wasted all our time.

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...Doesn't it still have to go through the Senate?

Dec 19, 19 · +2 · Like · Report

Shared publicly - Dec 17, 19

This lovely pattern, folks, is what happens when you win solitaire, stack the 4 piles by rank, split the deck in exact half and shuffle, then split it again in exact half in shuffle, then not press the two shuffled halves together all the way, then fan it out!

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Shared publicly - Dec 12, 19

I have trouble saying the word "declaration" at times

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Are your declaring that you have intermittent failures to issue your declarations?

Dec 12, 19 · +1 · Like · Report

Yes, while I declare my indpeendence

Dec 13, 19 · +1 · Like · Report

Shared publicly - Dec 4, 19

I just went to a water fountain, leaned forward, and let the water spray, and what filled my mouth was hot, metallic water and I spit it out immediately. The damn machine was very warm. It tasted like blood.

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i always let the fountain run for at least a second before i actually drink anything

Dec 4, 19 · +4 · Like · Report

This I should do
But alas, good ideas escape me in the face of visceral temptation... The temptation of the most sarced of all the substances one can put into one's body

Dec 17, 19 · +1 · Like · Report

(I'm talking about water, by the way)

Dec 17, 19 · +1 · Like · Report

!!!

Earlier this morning I got waterboarded by a poorly adjusted water fountain. I've been one-upped.

Dec 4, 19 · +3 · Like · Report

F

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