ML. Ok, so today I went to my Austalian friend's house, and he was like: "Want to try Vegemite?" And I was like: "Wtf is that?" And he was like: "it's like Nutella, only it tastes better." So we went to his kitchen, and he got some bread and opened a container of Vegemite, and asked me how much I want, so since he said it was better than Nutella and looked like chocolate, I took a quarter of the jar out and spreaded it onto my bread. After that, I asked him why it smells so weird, so he told Me it might smell bad but it tastes like chocolate, so I took the bread and bit half of it off and inside my mouth, it tasted super salty combined with several other disgusting products.
So I start spitting and choking, and he takes me by the shoulders and hurries me over his sink and that's when I begin to throw up and my eyes start to water. So while I'm by the sink, he's laughing his ass off and I'm here like: "I'm going to fucking kill you once this is over." So I caught a bit of my throw up in my hand and I just slap his face with it. And he runs to his bath tub and I'm like: "Revenge " and after I stop vomiting and he is done washing his face, we start laughing and start playing Ghost on his Xbox One.
So after I finished working at 5:30 instead of 6:30pm thanks to my boss, I took a shortcut into the woods because it cuts my 5 miles from home into only 2 miles, so I figured: "Why not? It'll be quicker." So first, I start of walking casually inside, then after that I start fast-walking, then I start running like hell because it's starting to get dark, but while in the midst of running, I tripped on a branch somewhere because it was covered in leaves and moss and grass, and then I slammed my head into the ground. So after hitting the ground, I wake up to the sound of my phone ringing inside my pants because my mom's been sending me messages, and been's calling me while I was knocked out. So it's dark as hell in the woods, and then after 15-20-ish minutes of walking around, it turns out that my mom called the police station because the school doesn't know where I am, nor does she, and while walking around, I stumbled upon 2 of them I was like: "Thank God." So after that, they got me and drove me home.
For a dare, I had to tell this girl I'm my class to, "Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich." For five dollars, so I was like, "Seems easy enough." But I got smacked in the face a hard I can still feel the burn on my cheek, I swear, you could hear that smack in a five mile radius.
Lesson learned: "Never underestimate a girl's strength."
Hey guys, this is just gameplay of McMonarch's "Ship Wars". The point of the game, is to grab the bomb which is located somewhere in the middle of the map and bring it to the other...
I mean like, shit, Connor. Look how much people cared for you, loved you, and missed you when you "died", I mean like shit, seriously? Don't ever do that AGAIN or I will find you, and shove a diamond sword up your ass.
Sam, you were always the person in League who said I sucked, but I knew that was true ;P but it's sad to see you go. I know we haven't been friends for a LONG time but it's awesome we still were. I hope your'e in a better place now, my thoughts and prayers will be on you.
R.I.P. Sam/Connor. - You will be missed, but never forgotten.
Mmk, so I was under the kitpvp map by the cliff, Super_Guy2 comes up to me and asks if we could be teams by right-clicking his sword, and with 1 hit, I hit him off the cliff. I feel so guilty e.o
