Shared publicly - Oct 27, 14

Decided to make a full version of the Be A Man parody from an earlier post:

Let’s get down to business.
To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!
It’s the saddest lot you've ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
Mister I’ll
make you a buck
or two

Idle as it may seem
But wars within
Once you get that power
you are sure to win

Consumers are a pathetic lot
Buying our products all year 'round
Somehow I'll make you a buck
or two

I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn't see my assets
Now I really wish I knew how to add!

Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoon
Business man!
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as Mitt Romney’s revenues!

Time is always against us
And we must be swift
Follow all my orders
and we're sure to win

You're unsuited for the business life
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make you a buck
or two?

Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoon
Business man!
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as Mitt Romney’s revenues!

Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoon
Business man!
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as Mitt Romney’s revenues!

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~IrishFrog

That is beautiful. :')

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Thank you. Though if you look down, you'll realise most of the lyrics aren't mine xD

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Community Post: 46 People With Unfortunate Names

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These names.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hyvesredactie/the-46-most-hilarious-na...

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Sakura/Lady Lion/

XDXDXDXD I laughed way too hard at these. I'm crying rn.

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This parody.

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Shared publicly - Oct 26, 14

Happiness is...

Making people smile.

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Shared publicly - Oct 25, 14

Yes.

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Shared publicly - Oct 25, 14

Yep.

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Shared publicly - Oct 25, 14

And you thought 7-1 was bad.

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Shared publicly - Oct 23, 14

Just Bean things.

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Deleted User

Shared publicly - Oct 23, 14

r u rdy 4 unity?

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Still waiting. Won't be able to get it at launch though :(

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Deleted User

r u gtn rogue?

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Can't. Don't have PS3 or XBOX360. Unless it comes to PC.

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Shared publicly - Oct 23, 14

True story.

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Red

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CringeWorthy

I miss my bed :( WHY CANT IT BE NIGHT AGIAN!

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Yay, Japan.

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☠ Mickles ☆ Brutal Clan ☠

cool

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The Sound of dial-up Internet

Shared publicly - Oct 22, 14

Oh, gawd, who remembers this?

I was bored so I wanted to see if I could get free dial up internet so I found that NetZero still has free service so I put in the number and heard the glorious sound of the Dial-up. Remind me of years gone. Unfortunately I was not able to make a connecti

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lukeskywlker19

Oh god x.x

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Deleted User

*cough*

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Shared publicly - Oct 21, 14

Certain people's walls I can't comment on. Is it still that wall lock thing?

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Momo

Yup

Oct 21, 14 · +0 · Like · Report

Pie

People can set their walls to be locked, locked except to friends, or locked except to favorite friends.

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I am aware of that. I am talking about commenting on posts...

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CringeWorthy

Same thing, fav friends can only comment on posts.

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