Sara

Shared publicly - Jan 18, 18

hi my name is Sara

This man is mine and he is cute
I love him and I live with him
He's brilliant, amazing, funny, loving, adorable, and perfect all around 💖

Egirls be gone, ur not welcome here.

Thanks bye
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I love you, princess
I am yours, and you are mine
Forever
💜
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March 2018
Flerbergerber

Shared publicly - Mar 28, 18

how to pass the time when ur SUPER beautiful princess is at work for like 6 hours and ur already bored and just want to do SOMETHING
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shit i thought this was google
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cry
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actually dont do that
GOOD IDEA I'LL DO IT NOW
color! clean, find new music, watch netflix, play with your kitties, try takin them for a walk
i can barely even color a toddler's coloring book
my playlist has 1.1k songs in it there's not much new music left
i MUST only watch tv with sara, partially bc i get distracted when im alone
my kitties hate me
i took them out already :(
OLIVIA i'M OUT OF OptIONS I JUST GOTTA cRY
well
the good news is i'm 7,026 days old
7,026 days old and STILL CRYING
7,026 days YOUNG my boi am i right
i don't feel young i feel like a disgusting potato
honestly i relate so much to that sentence idk what to tell you :(
holy shit
now we're both going to spend the entire night crying
i felt motivated to clean but i dont anymore 😞
HONESTLY MOOD
I'm like yea I'll clean up so sara can come home to a nice house :)
then i watch a sad kitty video and spend all night devastated doing absolutely nothing
my room looks like tornado went through it but as long as i dont sit in there... does it really exist?
truer words have never been spoken
UNFORTUNATELY IN A STUDIO APARTMENT THE ONLY PLACE TO SIT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TORNADO
Flerbergerber

Shared publicly - Mar 28, 18

this playlist is also an amazing sex playlist for a dom

trust me
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Songs To Crowdkill Your Grandmother To

https://open.spotify.com/user/flerbergerber/playlist/4ZJ7WZoOT...

kill that bitch

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thx
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of course, i hope u two enjoy x
dAVID SNAOCNWOCNEOA
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sorry i guess u want to b vanilla
NO
Flerbergerber

Shared publicly - Mar 28, 18

im a sad person
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BE HAPPY WAWAWAWAWA
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KISS KISS
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ur existence makes me happy 🙂
Flerbergerber

Shared publicly - Mar 28, 18

Sara bit my entire dick off while giving me head bc we're kinky 😍😙😉
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NO I WAS BEING WEIRD WITH A POPSICLE AND HE DID SOMETHING STUPID AND I SAID THIS IS YOU AND BIT THE POPSICLE
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NO
Wait you need to prove that you won't bite my dick off when you give me head come here
I'M LEAVING YOU AND TAKING THE CATS
😞
did ya go after her?
Yea I caught her and tied her down to the bed. Ya know, just to make sure she doesn't leave again
that sounds extremely painful
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Flerbergerber

Shared publicly - Mar 28, 18

Buffcore is the best core 😤😤😤

My warning is a fucKING THREAT
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this music is completely in the middle of what i like lol
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how so
Flerbergerber

Shared publicly - Mar 27, 18

I love the look on your face when I'm tempting you
This is a part of me you begged to let you see, and I admit that I'll do anything to get what I need

Maybe I'm sick, maybe I'm fucked in the head, because I'm not really scared of consequence
BAD OMENS - Hedonist
Bad Omens (Self - Titled) // OUT NOW iTunes: http://smarturl.it/BadOmens-iTunes Amazon: http://smarturl.it/BadOmens-AmazonMP3 GooglePlay: http://smarturl.it/BadOmens-GooglePlay "HEDONIST" // LYRICS: I'm the serpent here to test you with forbidden fruit I
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Flerbergerber

Shared publicly - Mar 26, 18

If God is my witness, he'll see that all is not well
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yeah, things are pretty messed up.
also, you're probably right when you say "he". Bc I highly doubt that a woman could fuck things up this bad.
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what about feminists
good point, but i feel like it wouldn't be thiiiiis bad if it was. or they would just have given women rights and priorities from the beginning.
Flerbergerber

Shared publicly - Mar 25, 18 - edited

I have a nasty habit of adding excessive details when I'm on a word limit, and I end up way over because I spent an entire page describing the color red
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is it better to exceed the limit or fall far below it
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Depends on the situation. If it was a college paper I wouldn't mind going a few hundred words over, but this is a piece for a competition with a 15k word limit, so if I even get to 15.1k it's disqualified :(
good luck!!
thank!!! i'll make sure to describe the color red in half a page instead of a whole page :)
Do ur instructors read past the word limit?
My English teachers all set minimum word requirements, not word limits. So they expected us to write over the requirement, but only by a max of like 250 words. I've never had a maximum limit set in college, only a minimum. If we missed the word limit, my English teachers wouldn't even read the assignment at all, it would be an automatic 0
Redder than a 10-year-old's first period
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Done in less than ten words!
But then I feel the need to describe the pain of said 10-year-old's first period, and the child's disgust when they pull out their first tampon and see the horror, and the disgust on the cashier's face when he scans the tampons, knowing it's for the kid because the mom is clearly in menopause
this reply chain got uncomfortable to read
What the fuCK
999p99

Shared publicly - Mar 25, 18

I love how you got unbanned on MP forums and still never posted anything.
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I don't play anymore, I haven't even opened mc in months. I only appealed because Sara wanted to be able to view from profile without switching from the mineplex website to enjin
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That's funnt
y
I never use MP because they're draconian and like to block banned users (Which include several of my friends who got bs bans xDDDD).

So I use enjin to view everything.
is blocking banned users a bad thing
Makes your site look draconian and is easily bypassed by changing mineplex to enjin.

Also pushes users away from using the MP website to view profiles.
Flerbergerber

Shared publicly - Mar 25, 18

Need show recommendations to binge watch while Sara's at work
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Decided to start Black Mirror and holy SHIT
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On Netflicks?
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Or Hulu, I have both
Flerbergerber

Shared publicly - Mar 24, 18

Well look who's dying now

Slit wrists for sleeping with the girl next door
A Boy Brushed Red Living in Black and White
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group A Boy Brushed Red Living in Black and White · Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety ℗ 2004 Capitol Christian Music Group ℗ 2004 Solid State Records. All rights reserved. Producer: James Paul Wisner Writer, Comp
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Flerbergerber

Shared publicly - Mar 24, 18 - edited

♪ Sara has the greatest ass in the wOOOOORRRLLD ♪
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thank her parents
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i thank them for nOTHING
Off to a bad staat with the in-laws?
her dad is nice
When you move out you learn that your parents aren't who you thought they were
Flerbergerber

Shared publicly - Mar 21, 18

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Songs To Crowdkill Your Grandmother To

https://open.spotify.com/user/flerbergerber/playlist/4ZJ7WZoOT...

kill that bitch

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Flerbergerber

Shared publicly - Mar 21, 18

Hey guys I have 98 cents to my name until i get paid in 9 days, what's good
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Did you spend the money on a whip for Sara to beat you with?
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If there's a whip involved, she's the one it's being used on 😉
What kind of whip do you guys use?
Our arsenal is not open to the public
x,D
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