hi my name is Sara

This man is mine and he is cute
I love him and I live with him
He's brilliant, amazing, funny, loving, adorable, and perfect all around

Egirls be gone, ur not welcome here.

Thanks bye

This vacation is absolutely amazing so far and also Sara has the best fucking ass on this planet I get like 5 whole days to stare at it I fucking love this

Sleeping in is literally the best part of a vacation and I can't dO IT

Sara and I are strawberries

"You're supposed to leave your farts at home, this is a vacation" - Sara

Sara is best resigned staff hands down xo

HI my princess and I are on vacation in Florida and our room is literally twice the size of our apartment

Holy shit what a day

Also since I only posted this on Twitter when I made it, I have one of these things if u have questions for me

https://curiouscat.me/Flerbergerber

Our goddamn CAT knocked over a dominos box that had like 3 pieces of cheesy bread while we were gone and literally ate EVERY SINGLE CRUMB OF IT I'M SO UPSET

Tomorrow starts a 6 day vacation with my princess

hey guys what's going on over there

Every Dance Gavin Dance album that DOESN'T have Jonny Craig is absolutely amazing

Hello Sara sent me

001. Real Name : David
002. Nickname(s) : flerbergerber, cutie (says sara), gay
003. Zodiac Sign : Capricorn
004. Male Or Female : male
005. Elementary : homeschooled
006. Middle School : homeschooled
007. High School : homeschooled
008. Hair Color : brown
009. Long Or Short : short and curly
010. Loud Or Quiet : quiet UNLESS IT'S MUSIC
011. Sweats Or Jeans : sweats
012. Phone Or Camera : phone
013. Health Freak : today, I ate taco bell, ice cream, and a lunchable
014. Drink Or Smoke : no but i can't wait to drink
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone : i have a hardcore crush on sara
016. Political orientation : independent
017. Piercings : ugly
018. Tattoos : 3dg tattoo on my lower arm, matching tattoo w Sara on my upper arm

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN:
019. Airplane : no
020. Car Accident : no
021. Fist Fight : does it count if it's with a sibling

FIRSTS:
022. First piercing : none
023. First Best Friend : railey
024. First Instrument played : guitar or piano idk
025. First Award : most retarded man alive
026. First Crush : idk probably some autistic girl who's dead now
027. First Language : english
028. First Big Vacation : camping

LASTS:
029. Last Person You Talked To : sara
030. Last Person You Texted : a failure of a mixtape dropper
031. Last Person You Watched : i just watched sara piss through the cracks in the door
032. Last Food You Ate : a nacho lunchable that sara kept stealing
033. Last Movie You Watched : meet the robinsons
034. Last Song You Listened To : young robot by dance gavin dance
035. Last Thing You Bought : a jack for my car
036. Last Person You Hugged : sara

FAVES:
037. Food : wings
038. Drinks : energy drinks
039. Clothing : band merch
040. Book : Hacker by Ted Dekker
041. Color : green? blue?
042. Flower : idk?
043. Music : metal or anything that sounds good
044. Movies : wall-e
045. Shoes : sandals
046. Subjects : english

IN THE PAST YEAR I... 

047. Kissed In The Snow: no but i kissed the snow
048. Celebrated Halloween: yes
049. Had Your Heart Broken: yea but never again
050. Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone: who the fuck under the age of 80 actually still has limited minutes
051. Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation: i'm called gay both ironically and unironically a lot
052. Came Outta The Closet: no
053. Gotten Pregnant: i am a man
054. Had An Abortion: still a man i think
055. Done Something You've Regretted: been alive
056. Broke A Promise: probably idk
057. Kept A Secret: ofc
058. Pretended To Be Happy: yes
059. Met Someone Who Changed Your Life: Sara
060. Pretended To Be Sick: yes
061. Left The Country: no
062. Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it.: yes
063. Cried Over The Silliest Thing: i am bipolar, i cry over silly things every single day
064. Ran A Mile : no never
065. Went To The Beach: i am in 2 days
066. Stayed Single: for like 2 weeks maybe

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating : just finished a lunchable
068. Drinking : water
069. Getting Ready To : sleep
070. Listening To : sara sneeze
071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today : sleep and work and sleep again
072. Waiting For : sara to hug and kiss me again

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want Kids : NEVER
074. Want To Get Married : am engaged to a princess
075. Careers in mind : writer

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL :
076. Lips Or Eyes : eyes
077. Shorter Or Taller : short as hell
078. Romantic Or Spontaneous : both
079. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms : why isn't legs an option
080. Sensitive Or Loud : sensitive
081. Hookup Or Relationship : relationship
082. Troublemaker Or Hesitant : none of the above
083. Glasses or None : glasses are absolutely the cutest

HAVE YOU EVER:
084. Lost Glasses/Contacts : yes
085. Ran Away From Home : i didn't make it far
086. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense : i carry a knife everywhere but haven't had to use it
087. Killed Somebody : no
088. Broken Someone's Heart : and i'm proud of it
089. Been Arrested : no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself : HA
091. Miracles : no
092. Love At First Sight : i fell for sara the second i saw her, and fall for her harder and harder every time i see her
093. Heaven : no
094. Santa Claus : it me
095. The time-space continuum : yea sure
096. Magic : sorta

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now : i'm with her
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life : for the first time ever
099. Do You Believe In God : i'm not that desperate for meaning

100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag People

Hey faggots @urmomgay

You've seen my lies and shame exposed
But I know you know that what we've got's no joke