hey ummmmmm ur SUPER cute and like i love u more than anything in this world and like u make everything in life so much better and im so happy to have such a perfect beautiful girl and i love u princess
So we went to White Water ((got rained out)) and the only thing I was worried about was that there's hundreds of other shirtless men and Sara can look at them all
But everyone there is either a child, fat, or just ugly, so I beat all those faggots and Sara just gets to see me shirtless all day instead