BanMePls

Shared publicly - Nov 8, 15

fml
had 3 mges on my team
top fragged w/ 5 kill adv.

AND LOSES

FUCKING MGE MAKES ME DERANK TO MG???????????
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The road trip to global elite. I was gn master and was stuck in two games in a row with derankers and got to gn2. I'll help you rank up, what's your steam name? I'll be an mg soon, just got to rekt some gn scrubs.
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gn4 to mg will be the hardest rank-up you've had since you bought the game.
plus if you're a lower rank than me, chances are I'll end up deranking again or something
BanMePls

Shared publicly - Nov 8, 15

im so done with fucking mgs that play like silver

i swear these kids think players have hitboxes of a fucking car
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play with me, im a god
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...
no ur not
yes i am
fight me m9
BanMePls

Shared publicly - Nov 7, 15

FUCKING MGE DOESNT KNOW SPRAY PATTERNS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MM
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In EU GNMs know spray patterns lol
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i love not speaking csgo lingo
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BanMePls

Shared publicly - Nov 7, 15

wise words from a csgo teammate

"he's cat lit a lot"
"how much"
"I don't know just lit"

*teammate runs with ak and dies*

"HE'S LIT JUST PISTOL"

and I have awp right so im like ok pistol

HEADSHOTS HIM AND DOESN'T DIE

#lit
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BanMePls

Shared publicly - Nov 7, 15

mg2 is actually the new fucking silver
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ez
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the sad moment when I'm silver 2 :(
(I only started playing a couple days ago though)
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wtf how can you be silver 2 thats literally impossible unless you try to derank
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after you get 10 wins 80% of placements are silver 4+
the chance of getting silver 2 is near impossible unless you try to derank
When I first started playing I got placed in Silver 1. It's definitely possible. Although it doesnt help that I also only had a laptop at the time, I have a gaming pc now that gets 300 FPS and I've gotten to LE so far. (Stuck because everyone in comp in NA is essentially a vegetable and have the game sense of a deaf person and the reaction time of a sloth.)
I've actually won loads of games so idk what you mean man, I still win sometimes (play arms race sometimes)
BanMePls

Shared publicly - Nov 4, 15

when you get paired with a gay ass team right after rankup .-.
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When your Smurfing, trying to derank, Ez Derank
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=537744862
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Gay isn't an insult. Stop using it like one.
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NoSkillsAllHax/Mormons

Shared publicly - Nov 3, 15

Hey babe
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allie

Shared publicly - Nov 1, 15

get good kid
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learn2use gun better than negev kid
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I literally used the Negev twice because it was the gun I spawned with

I used the pro90 pls
when u use pro90 it becomes trash90
<3
when u use the awp it becomes the autwp
<3
1v1 me public dm
computer in other room I'm not getting up just to 1v1 ur ez ass
wow ok
just bc i dominated u last time :'((((((((
BanMePls

Shared publicly - Nov 1, 15

if anybody would like to donate skins or trade

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=126491611&token=Ty5Uy4eg
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allie

Shared publicly - Nov 1, 15

just gonna leave this here!!!!!
image
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kys
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drink bleach kid
u first
have you ever played halo bleach? u should
you should try playing cs:gokys
u should play cs:gosuckyourdick
oh my bad u don't have one!!!!!
fuck you
LMAOOO
BanMePls

Shared publicly - Nov 1, 15

you know it's a good day when your shooting is on point and you have a good team to back you up
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October 2015
max

Shared publicly - Oct 31, 15

will why are you using a mod that lets you see player outlines through walls and smoke???
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............................................
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lmao
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BanMePls

Shared publicly - Oct 31, 15

when gaben says no to the ace :'((((((((((((((

(also i dont think minecraft people understand but those silhouettes dont actually exist in-game, it's a spectator thing)
FUCK
when gaben doesnt want you to get an ace :((((((
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I understand that lol
Probably because I've seen it explained
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BanMePls

Shared publicly - Oct 31, 15

the day i dont get fuckhead teammates in csgo
will be the day i dont derank
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What rank are you?
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master badian
I've never read something i can relate to as much as this.
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BanMePls

Shared publicly - Oct 30, 15

I GOT A COBBLESTONE CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ill take it thx
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I will trade a awp boom for it
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no i already have a corticera
Corticera is fucking shit
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