#1 Medic

Shared publicly - Jun 1, 16

*not dead*
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no way u must be dead
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Riperino my Swedish bud (Only talked to you like twice) :3.
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May 2016
Grissum1

Shared publicly - May 30, 16

goal, come back :(
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Pls nu
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he never left
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I know but I don't see him in ew anymore :(
#1 Medic

Shared publicly - May 25, 16

Damn, I just found this picture while searching for how the world would look like after all of the ice on the Earth has melted ._.
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Here is it for people who cant see it
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If the sea level rises even a couple hundred feet in I'm fucked.
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Borin

Shared publicly - May 24, 16

GOOALINA GOOALETT GOOALVIA GOOALSIE
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#1 Medic

Shared publicly - May 24, 16

I just did a test, and apparently I am 73% woman....
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Well, most of us are 50% woman because of our X chromosome, so you're just 23% more than normal males! (Unless you're a woman, and the test revealed that you're 27% man.. O.o)
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The are so many more factors, we men are more alike apes then we are alike woman.
You generalize, but mayhap that you are not too far from what is oftentimes the truth.
Uh... X chromosome doesn't equal 50% woman... that's like... the most simplified thing I've ever heard...
Well excuse me for not getting too deep into the science behind it, I was simply adding to the joke ;-;
Oh, I thought it would be more...
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what
Grissum1

Shared publicly - May 24, 16

goal, you freaking kek... y u no play no more :(
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cuz, I was at school
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#1 Medic

Shared publicly - May 23, 16

Fking hell, I just reached rank 5 on /topmvps, but suddenly, Tim decides to change the top-list system to the one from Conwy SO ALL MY HARD DAMN WORK ON GETTING RANK 5 IN TOP MVPS WAS FOR NOTHING!!!! ;-; ;-; ;-;
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poor gooal
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I had #2 on both mvps and killstreaks. RIP my 1000 ks goals xD
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#1 Medic

Shared publicly - May 22, 16

Gelek is holding the best giveaway EVER!!!
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Goo plz dun add to the already exuberant and proliferous giveaway spam that is crowding all our notifications ;-;
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kek, too late
Big boy cluckerz using all the big words!
Robert please, I am perfectly capable of communicating via words of a more sophisticated manner; I simply choose to return to a much less complex and more familiar language for the benefit and amusement of all of you gentlemen and ladies.
#1 Medic

Shared publicly - May 22, 16

Gj sjoerdtim (he misspelled bonuses, kek)
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#1 Medic

Shared publicly - May 19, 16

That moment when you are rank 1 on the leaderboard on diep.io and accidentally click on the "X" and close google chrome..........................
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*doesn't get it really*
*likes because Darth Vader meme*
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Basically like this: (this is just an example) you are rank 1 on the leaderboard on agar.io, but accidentally closes the website and have to start again.
Excuse my ignorance :p But what are these websites, these ".io"s thou speakest of?
Are you srsly living under a rock?
You would be amazed at how true that is (figuratively, I don't actually live under a rock xP)
Went ahead and consulted Wikipedia, (I dislike being ignorant). Originally used for British Indian Ocean internet domains, now popular as a videogame domain because of the input-output connotation. Now I kinda get it ;3
diep.io - best .io
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#1 Medic

Shared publicly - May 16, 16

Sorry for not being active lately on EW, it has been kinda boring since there are so few people online all the time, but 3 days ago my dad bought HBO, so I've been kinda busy watching GoT too ;3
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more people die in a GoT episode than a week of EmpireWar.
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How many boobs you seen so far. Remember, one woman showing boobs = 3 boobs.
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too many
#1 Medic

Shared publicly - May 9, 16

Austronaut Tob has been captured!
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Please tell me you're going to send him to space :3
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Already done *launches the cage that is actually a rocket*
Astronaut*
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grammar nazi
And proud to be one.
empollón
Novato plebeyo
Gilgarach

Shared publicly - May 9, 16

Gooalg. Shipped. Nothing you can do about it. kek
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#1 Medic

Shared publicly - May 6, 16

Omg, I just found a log of me playing EW for the first time after I quit it 1 1/2 years ago o.o
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PICS OR DIDNT HAPN
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kek
Scar deh vinceh

Shared publicly - May 6, 16

IM SO SORRY GOOAL, KEKEREK
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I found this way too funny
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