11Mooneye

Shared publicly - Dec 23, 14

:p merry Christmas everyone in the sweets clan, and everyone else
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We wish you a merry Christmas
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Lukasson

Shared publicly - Dec 23, 14

World Smallest Mountain Lion

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It's a lion Get it right DUH can you not see how it's eating THAT MANS MOUTH!
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more like nibbling?
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F3.Gravedigger =TTG=

Shared publicly - Dec 23, 14

Merry Christmas.
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Lukasson

Shared publicly - Dec 22, 14

When your iPhone charger starts wearing a turtleneck you know the end is coming

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Yep. Mine is like that now, but it still works. :p
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Golfing

Shared publicly - Dec 22, 14

Merry Christmas Lukas :d
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Thanks mate! Happy Christmas to you too!
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wrong
hm..?
it is Merry Christmas :) not that happy crap
Lukasson

Shared publicly - Dec 21, 14

Profile Photo

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Lukasson

Shared publicly - Dec 19, 14

What am I getting for Christmas? How about you?

Christmas... Christmas... one of the most expensive holidays of the year. The mid-winter climate seems to make people wallet even more ready to get empty in less that a week.
But come on, let's not lie. We all want something expensive for Christmas...

I am getting a new Smartphone this year, cause my actual one is a bit slow like hell and the battery is exploding, again.
I am leaving both of iOS and Android "universes", to join the work-club system of Windows Phone 8.1, with the new Nokia Lumia 930.

Why? Well, made of bedrock (colored bedrock :3), AMOLED screen, Camera-ready-for Instagram, screen sensitivity (ever tried xBox On Button? Same...) and all other good shits.

Has anyone this Smartphone? How is it? Any Pro or Cons to share with everyone and me? Post it in the comment!

But not only, I'd either like to know what you are getting for Christmas.
Is it a surprise? Already brought? Do you like it?
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Yea dammaged. I would rather throw an old nokia phone and make a large earthquake and stil survive
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Lukasson

Shared publicly - Dec 19, 14

Ignore level = 11/10

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HAHAHAHAHA! Catzzz :3
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Lukasson

Shared publicly - Dec 18, 14

D.I.E.T.

Did I Eat That?
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Lukasson

Shared publicly - Dec 18, 14

(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)

-d0nn0 http://d0nn0.co.vu/
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If this is a true story... Then this is very cool, and nice, that some of us still care about others, and not just them self and the ones they know.
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Is it true?
Yep it is
Lukasson

Shared publicly - Dec 17, 14

The fuck outta here

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That is me and my pet monkey trying to get on my head...
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Lukasson

Shared publicly - Dec 16, 14

Me: *Reads first exam question* I'll come back to that one
Me: *Reads next question* I'll try that first one again
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Bakuhaku

Shared publicly - Dec 16, 14

Still a better singer than me.
IceJJFish - On The Floor (Official Music Video) ThatRaw.com Presents
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Bakuhaku

Shared publicly - Dec 16, 14

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This is me, like seriously
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SOCOM95

Shared publicly - Dec 16, 14

So you sent me a friend request, have an example of shit I post.
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