"if i disappear on december 1st it means i lost my internet for awhile"
you disappeared on the 5th but im still gonna hold out hope that you arent dead and your internet is still gone

d e a d

this is what happens when single core CPUs come into your life

#ThisWallIsDead

single core cpu

so im playing sonic generations bcuz i dont have much better to do

on the perfect chaos boss fight, last stage where he does the floating platform shit

and i speedrun through the platforms so fast that the platforms to reach his head and kill him aren't even there yet so it launches me off into water

tfw a sonic game cant keep up with the player

what you are about to read is a real story about a man who one day realized his life was consumed by memes (ps its me)

once upon a time on a sunday afternoon (he means today you dumb shit), a man was on his kindle because his desktop pc had shit itself many moons ago

now this man had to put his cat up in the bathroom whenever mom was cooking because this cat was very greedy

one time the cat almost got out, but the mans sister grabbed it by the butt, and as the cat stood there, claws dug into the carpet in desperation, the man realized that nothing but memes went through his mind, for his brain upon seeing that image, rather than feeling sorry for the kitty, instead took the image, and put the following audio clip over it, as if the cat was saying it. it was then that the man knew, only memes were in his future. no love, no successful dreams, no wife to come home to and cuddle on the couch with, no children to tell him they got a job and are thinking of getting married.

only memes.

i just said "hey what's up guys scarce here" while my mom was reading out loud

she paused for a solid 10 seconds, then went back to reading pretending nothing happened

ok you told me it'd only get 15 so how about this??1111????1? https://pcpartpicker.com/list/7JJPQV

this pc should just barely manage minecraft at 30fps min settings 480p resolution right????11?? https://pcpartpicker.com/list/qXcFbj

still have internet someho- wait i just jynxed it didn't i GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

looks like i should have about 24 hours of internet left. yay

im probably losing internet for awhile in a few days and now skype is refusing to load anything even while i still have internet

fucking yay

i dont even care about losing internet for awhile that much, but i at least want skype to actually work until it's gone ._.

when steelseries is offering mousepads with custom images until the 15th but you dont have $40 to get one

next time i wonder why my sleep schedules always getting screwed up i'll just remind myself of the countless times i've binged some anime for like 20 episodes in a day