i was going to like spam, but no new posts, k
The weekends are always so boring, like omf.
So I guess it's February now according to Enjin.
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So, I just found out that there was an update for SSM. Well, I'll be giving an opinion on the new update. Firstly, I think this update killed SSM. Now, I know I've always wanted smash balls in SSM, but the way they present it is very unappealing. It's basically the same problem with SG's supply drop; it causes way too much lag. Secondly, the inclusion of new maps. Now, I'm always open to new maps and the like, but the new maps that have been added recently are just not acceptable. Let's start with Amplified shall we? Well, firstly the other islands are as big as the main island, which should be a whole argument by itself. Secondly there are too many hazards and too many safe points. The hazards include the tree bridge, trees in general, the and the staircase. Safe points include the bottom islands and the "waterfall." It's too casual for my taste, and I am completely appalled at the idea of making SSM a casual game, when in fact SSM should be played competitively. "But what maps are competitive?" you may ask. Well, I have three perfectly good examples. Desert, Skylands, and Ancient Islands. What do all three have in common? They are generally flat, and they have small camp spots. Desert has been perfect, and will always be perfect. Skylands is a maybe, since it is large and has at least 3 camp spots. But the pros outweigh the cons because it is flat, and has little to no hazards. Ancient Islands is a good one because like the others, it is generally flat. This map is a small exception for the "no hazards" as one island has wooden pillars on it, but all the other islands are generally flat. What else do they have in common? They don't include ice, which brings me to another example of a bad map. Glacier is a bad map because it includes ice, which causes slipping. Also not to mention that the blast line is very, very minute here, as just ~14 blocks away from any of the islands is enough to KO, unlike some of the other examples I have given which are ~30 blocks away from any of the islands. A small blast line proves dangerous as any lucky hit from an unskilled person can cause a highly skilled person that slipped up to die, when in other maps that said person could have recovered. It just really aggravates me how most of the maps aren't geared towards the competitive players who want to play competitively. I just wish there was a separate server for competitive SSM players, where the maps are generally flat with little to no hazards, and with the smash crystal off. As of right now SSM is dead, and I can never go back to playing it. I bet in the next update, items will be added. This will be the demise of Mineplex. It. Will. Be. Its. Demise.
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Gawd, if you were going to do a fake IRL you at least should of done one with ness.
btw I like to drag in ACNL
Emmas reaction:
[11:24:43 PM] Cave Spider ☁: GO TO HELL MOTHERFUCKER
[11:24:47 PM] Cave Spider ☁: JUST DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE
[11:24:52 PM] Cave Spider ☁: WITH NO FAMILY, AND NO CHOCOLATE
[11:25:50 PM] Cave Spider ☁: Saying no chocolate went overboard
[11:25:51 PM] Cave Spider ☁: sorry
[11:26:11 PM] David Do (Viet): but saying
[11:26:13 PM] Cave Spider ☁: GO DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE WITH NO FUCKING FAMILY, IN HELL, WITH ONLY ONE BAR OF CHOCLATE BITCH
Can't believe people fell for this again. <:
Give this post five likes and I'll post an IRL~
