Shared publicly - Dec 6, 16
I don't share many stories with you guys about non-Mineplex things, so hopefully this isn't too out of the ordinary. Figured you guys could enjoy awkward situations and misfortune as much as I was able to though.
The other day
The_Mechanan and I were playing D&D with a group of friends (Yay! Nerds!). As we arrive in a small town, he and our Fighter decide to head to the tavern in search of information regarding an alchemist our party was in search of. While trying to figure out this information they overhear a group of adventurer's nearby talking about a werewolf problem. Before there is some misconception no, we are not talking about Team Jacob type werewolves. We are talking evil, devour your flesh werewolves.
Anyway, our Fighter decides to join in on their conversation to gain their favor a bit and see what kind of information he can get out of them pertaining to the werewolves, the local town, the alchemist, etc. The DM tells him to make a History check, no big deal. We can't always have good rolls and lo and behold he rolls a 1. He flat out flunks his History check, but to make matters worse he actually had a -1 modifier in History. Yes, he successfully rolled a 0 in History. This means he is now talking to a group of adventurers who know a ton about werewolves and he knows nothing about them.
Our Fighter is now talking to the adventurers about "Where"wolves. He has to discuss how he has met many "Where"wolves and cured them of there "where"inism. We proceeded to sit here for around half an hour as this Half-Orc fighter tells the story of how he has led "Where"wolves home time and time again because it is the right thing to do. He repeatedly questions the adventurers about why they would ever kill a "Where"wolf when all the wolf wanted was "to go home."
So, next time you find a "Where"wolf in the forest, remember to help him find his home. He is scared and just wants to sleep in his own bed... or something like that.
The other day
The_Mechanan and I were playing D&D with a group of friends (Yay! Nerds!). As we arrive in a small town, he and our Fighter decide to head to the tavern in search of information regarding an alchemist our party was in search of. While trying to figure out this information they overhear a group of adventurer's nearby talking about a werewolf problem. Before there is some misconception no, we are not talking about Team Jacob type werewolves. We are talking evil, devour your flesh werewolves.Anyway, our Fighter decides to join in on their conversation to gain their favor a bit and see what kind of information he can get out of them pertaining to the werewolves, the local town, the alchemist, etc. The DM tells him to make a History check, no big deal. We can't always have good rolls and lo and behold he rolls a 1. He flat out flunks his History check, but to make matters worse he actually had a -1 modifier in History. Yes, he successfully rolled a 0 in History. This means he is now talking to a group of adventurers who know a ton about werewolves and he knows nothing about them.
Our Fighter is now talking to the adventurers about "Where"wolves. He has to discuss how he has met many "Where"wolves and cured them of there "where"inism. We proceeded to sit here for around half an hour as this Half-Orc fighter tells the story of how he has led "Where"wolves home time and time again because it is the right thing to do. He repeatedly questions the adventurers about why they would ever kill a "Where"wolf when all the wolf wanted was "to go home."
So, next time you find a "Where"wolf in the forest, remember to help him find his home. He is scared and just wants to sleep in his own bed... or something like that.
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