i miss mrmudkip and derpywhale
Can someone explain to me why saying "nigger" is funny? People at my school think it's the best thing since sliced bread
Can someone please explain to me why Jugg was demoted? I'm a bit lost
Minecraft Story Mode EP 1 is good, doesn't compare to The Walking Dead or The Wolf Among Us, but it's still good.
Post 111 more times for me babe <3
You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
jacobdiamond.
He's following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you.
jacobdiamond.
You're looking for your car,
But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life
(From jacobdiamond.)
He's brandishing a knife.
(It's jacobdiamond.)
Lurking in the shadows
salty squeaker jacobdiamond.
Living in the woods,
(jacobdiamond.)
Killing for sport,
(jacobdiamond.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal jacobdiamond.
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the cottage,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, jacobdiamond.
Sharpening an ax,
(jacobdiamond.)
But he doesn't hear you enter,
(jacobdiamond.)
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling salty jacobdiamond.
Fighting for your life with jacobdiamond,
Wrestling a knife from jacobdiamond,
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from jacobdiamond.
You limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten jacobdiamond
This is so fucked up
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5
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Everyone is all anonymous and there's just Sawyer lmao
how the fuck am I supposed to get a halloween skin? zombie clementine?
its because of my shining personality vv
They call you the one inch wonder for a reason
Why can't TellTale just fucking work on TWD season 3 and release it already.
IMO the new wingsuit coming out with 1.9 ruins part of MC for me. It's all avout exploration and now you can just get from A to B extremely fast. The journey to places is half the fun in singleplayer worlds
Grats Lozo on Mod, Sniper on Helper and whoever the fuck commodor64 is on Helper!
