When you have to explain to one of your friends what "roasting" means.
And then he fails so hard at it, aka.. I'm saying the guy can't even roast lol. He also doesn't understand sarcasm. lmao
Honestly, backing up that recent post about "Boba Fett surviving the Sarlacc"..
1. That pit is deep af.
2. If you are grabbed by it or you fall in, you will DIE, and there is no way out.
3. That thing has very sharp teeth and will slice you open in a heartbeat.
and
4. After all of these years, with the characters from the original trilogy being old (as well as their actors ofc).. There's no way Fett could've survived 30+ years in that thing, and even if he did somehow, he's an old character.
Based on this table here http://www.yodasdatapad.com/ages.html
It shows that Boba was 36 when he died in Revenge of the Jedi, and since VII is 30 years later, he'd be 66. A 66 year old bounty hunter?!? He'd be long gone and digested by the Sarlacc..
Anyways, I think that covers it..
Thanks for reading <3 ily.
PS. check out dat badass Boba Fett picture. :oo
AGGGHHH WRONGGGGGGGGGGG
Mandalorian armor is super thick, #2 he has a jetpack that can withstand blaster fire.
The teeth are pretty sharp, but it actually takes 1,000 years on average for a Sarlac pit to digest its prey. It only tries to put its prey to sleep with a quick stab with some sleeper toxin.
So in conclusion. Bobba with thick armor does not get affected and blasts his way out via jetpack.
"Disney makes it official that Boba Fett survived the Sarlacc in Return of the Jedi. He's the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy, and one of the most popular characters in the entire Star Wars universe, so being inadvertently knocked into the jaws of the Sarlacc by a blinded Han Solo is certainly no way to go."
Honestly, even though there is SUPPOSEDLY a Boba Fett movie to be released sooner or later, Disney doesn't know sh!t okay; I like the idea of a movie about him, but like, leave him dead.. YOU CANNNOT SURVIVE THE SARLACC, it's literally IMPOSSIBLE.
He survived too But then the game crashed.. (after almost winning a battle with 2000+ troops on each side.. bc stock amount for this map is 300, so I set reinforcements to like.. 240 LOL)
Proof that this map is not Tatooine.. But instead.. Jakku.. Therefore, Tatooine and Jakku are the same planet.. The creators probably got lazy and decided to call it Jakku instead. #MindBlown
So today I found out that a group of seniors at my school completely vandalized/trashed the school last night at like 2am (as part of their annual "senior pranks").
This list includes everything done:
Eggs in vending machines (yes eggs).
Front office COVERED in mayonnaise and plastic wrap.
Big tree teepee'd in toilet paper (classic xD)
Walls written on in sharpie and spray paint (lmao).
Bathrooms DESTROYED.
Vaseline covered doorknobs LOL.
Random plastic cups all over the floors of the hallways (like.. thousands).
More plastic cups stuck in the fences??? XD
Big sign in front of the school saying something foul.
Money stolen somehow.
That seems like it. They took it too far this year, so this likely means that this "annual senior pranks" thing is probably going to be banned or something from our school.
